Hearthfire already hillarious for assassins!

Post » Thu Nov 15, 2012 8:47 pm

Immediately after starting Hearthfire, when I got the letters from the courier I almost laughed out loud. The Jarl of Falkreath was talking about the "fame of my exploits" really, I killed the Emperor, that makes me famous? The courier mentions that someone new is in charge of the orphanage. I wonder what happened to the original owner? Oh right, I killed her too! I just remembered I also killed the Jarls Housecarl.
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Kayla Oatney
 
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Post » Fri Nov 16, 2012 5:43 am

Gotta love generic scripting
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Post » Thu Nov 15, 2012 7:12 pm

That is too funny.
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Post » Fri Nov 16, 2012 2:51 am

Immediately after starting Hearthfire, when I got the letters from the courier I almost laughed out loud. The Jarl of Falkreath was talking about the "fame of my exploits" really, I killed the Emperor, that makes me famous? The courier mentions that someone new is in charge of the orphanage. I wonder what happened to the original owner? Oh right, I killed her too! I just remembered I also killed the Jarls Housecarl.


Well. Killing the Emperor does get big news Yet no one lived on The ship, How did they know :(
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Post » Thu Nov 15, 2012 8:37 pm

Well. Killing the Emperor does get big news Yet no one lived on The ship, How did they know :(
my assassin only kills his targets when he can so everyone but the emperor is alive on my ship ;)
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Post » Thu Nov 15, 2012 9:10 pm

Lul
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Amy Gibson
 
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Post » Thu Nov 15, 2012 9:36 pm

Lul

believe it or not... this means [censored] in my language (Dutch)
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Post » Fri Nov 16, 2012 5:00 am

believe it or not... this means [censored] in my language (Dutch)

That's lul-ing funny haha.
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Post » Fri Nov 16, 2012 5:45 am

It's also great when you go to the orphanage in Riften and the lady asks what you do for a living! I wish I saw the reactions for all the options
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Post » Thu Nov 15, 2012 6:19 pm

Well, if you supported the Stormcloaks, snuffing the Emperor might well be considered an exploit. If Skyrim kicks out the Empire, I expect it and Cyrodiil will be enemies for decades, perhaps centuries. When the US won its independence, she and Britain were still enemies as of 1812, and probably for some time after.
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