I held it : V - Skyrim

» Mon May 07, 2012 7:30 am

When i grabbed it out of the box i started singing

"Holy crap, what is this?
Forged in God's very flames.

Do mine eyes tell me lies,
A new Elder Scrolls Game?

Time is nigh, I must fly,
Venture forth on my quest.

Goodbye Ma, goodbye Pa
Goodbye all the rest.

I'll be off Azeroth, catch you later Hyrule.
I'll be gone Albion, I'm no longer your fool.

Other crap filled the gap
While I waited to begin...

The adventure of my life
in the land of Skyrim!

» Mon May 07, 2012 9:37 am

I know that I'm going to hold mine all night long when midnight strikes. :disguise:

» Mon May 07, 2012 4:58 pm

My local gamestop has had skyrim cases sitting behind their counter for a few weeks now...and I'm super jelly

Also

snipity snip

Why censor the one part?

» Mon May 07, 2012 5:43 pm

You lucky bastard...

» Mon May 07, 2012 8:50 am

DO NOT WASH YOUR HANDS!!!!

» Mon May 07, 2012 4:50 pm

I *LIKE* liver.

But is it horker liver?

» Mon May 07, 2012 12:33 pm

I *LIKE* liver.

Me too - especially with bacon... :foodndrink:

Nobody understands us.

@the OP, you is so lucky I'm jealous

/me sighs - still waiting for Steam preload *c'mon Bethesda+Steam - pretty please, I'll send you cherries* :bowdown:

» Mon May 07, 2012 4:30 pm

When i grabbed it out of the box i started singing
...

Goodbye Ma, goodbye Pa
Goodbye all the rest.
...

That's not how his lyrics went ;P

» Mon May 07, 2012 3:54 am

too bad i suppose, you probably should have gave your boss puppy dog eyes.

» Mon May 07, 2012 5:04 pm

That's not how his lyrics went ;P

yeah but if i origianlly posted that on my facebook my gf would of killed me it would look something like this......................GF :flamethrower:

Me

» Mon May 07, 2012 6:12 am

If it were like holding the Ark of the Covenant, you'd be dead now.

» Mon May 07, 2012 2:00 pm

I bow before thee, blessed one. To lay thine hand upon the Precious, only for it to be taken from thee! OH CRUEL FATE, WHY DOST THOU TAUNT HIM SO?

» Mon May 07, 2012 1:05 pm

u know i wasnt going to mention it
but ive seen ur signature
the problem with mudcrabs its not that they r a major pest
its their dam arrogance!!!!!!!
thats why im not going only for bow but also for dagger
more slow

» Mon May 07, 2012 3:21 pm

So today at work i was putting away dated items and i saw a bunch of 11/11/11 i was like oh its probably harry potter so being curious i opened up the box BOOM I saw The Elder Scrolls Skyrim :shocking:

i begged my zone manager if i could take it home but of course i couldnt but just to let you all know it looks beautiful

Are you the guy who was saying your store keeps unreleased items in the bathroom?

» Mon May 07, 2012 8:54 am

Could you smell the fresh ink?

Did you take one out and shake it?

Did you run your fingernails across the cover so you could buy it later at a damaged/employee only discount?

You did! Didn't you? We were watching through the dragon eyes inside the box and saw it all go down. You, you, you ...

Lucky Schmuck! :celebration:

» Mon May 07, 2012 1:51 pm

1. On the 8th open one up and switch the disc with a copy of MW3.

2. Buy the new copy of MW3.

3. Destroy the dreams of some unlucky person.

4. Profit.

5. Do the same for all copies of MW3 and continue to sell those.

» Mon May 07, 2012 7:33 am

So today at work i was putting away dated items and i saw a bunch of 11/11/11 i was like oh its probably harry potter so being curious i opened up the box BOOM I saw The Elder Scrolls Skyrim :shocking:

i begged my zone manager if i could take it home but of course i couldnt but just to let you all know it looks beautiful

Ha, while reading this I imagined someone who didn't know TES V existed yet opening the box and having a heart attack :biggrin:

I know I would've...

BarnabyJones, on 08 November 2011 - 05:05 AM, said:

1. On the 8th open one up and switch the disc with a copy of MW3.

2. Buy the new copy of MW3.

3. Destroy the dreams of some unlucky person.

4. Profit.

OMG! You have a twisted, twisted mind :shakehead:

If I open my copy of Skyrim on friday and find MW3... I will not take responsibility for my own actions.

» Mon May 07, 2012 5:22 am

So today at work i was putting away dated items and i saw a bunch of 11/11/11 i was like oh its probably harry potter so being curious i opened up the box BOOM I saw The Elder Scrolls Skyrim :shocking:

i begged my zone manager if i could take it home but of course i couldnt but just to let you all know it looks beautiful

you..... you...... asked you boss?? :cryvaultboy:

» Mon May 07, 2012 3:12 pm

Are you the guy who was saying your store keeps unreleased items in the bathroom?

LOl nope i saw that post too lol. I was like WTH its so stupid it just might work :tes:

» Mon May 07, 2012 4:29 pm

If it were like holding the Ark of the Covenant, you'd be dead now.

Peter Hines said the PC graphics would "Melt your face" but he bought the X-box version, so i think he is safe.

» Mon May 07, 2012 3:16 am

Peter Hines said the PC graphics would "Melt your face" but he bought the X-box version, so i think he is safe.

Your right it was the 360 version. I held it and i had to squint because of its utter greatness :bonk:

» Mon May 07, 2012 6:12 am

I've seen and held both regular and collectors edition of Skyrim at work today. I work at Gamestop by the way. Getting my copy early isn't an option due to EXTREMELY strict rules regarding street dates. So I just get to think about Skyrim while I sell Call of Duty to the mindless masses.

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» Mon May 07, 2012 12:56 pm

I already have it..
Problem? *trollface*

» Mon May 07, 2012 9:18 am

haha if you opened the ark of the covenant you would die O_O. Fortunately you are still alive to play Skyrim on the 11th.

No actually his face would melt first... Then he would die.

» Mon May 07, 2012 12:25 pm

i love this community.