After running around as a Bosmer-Snowelf (light skin, white hair, ancient Falmer armor) for a while I decided it was time for a change. Now it was to time to be Bosmer-Dragonborn. Unfortunately, I just had Serana turn me into a vampire so that when I go to the face changer she refuses to deal with me. I am like, hey lady, I just wanted a hair cut and coloring. Do vampires never cut their hair? Just think of the market share you are missing out on!

Oh well, I guess I'll just have to wait until I become a werewolf. I'll bet she does lots of business grooming werewolves. Course, she'll probably charge double because of all the hair.

Wtf is this about

Pfft, Bosmer-Snow Elf. Mine is a Dunmer-Snow Elf. With Dunmer you can get a very light colour. Thus Dravin was born from his Dunmer Mother and Snow Elf Father.
Anyway it is annoying you can't get a hair cut as a Vampire. Why not, your hair can't die, can it? Even if you are a dead Vampire that would not stop someone cutting your hair.

I walked into the ratway hoping to get a prune up and an achievement. Put noooooooooooooo my eyes are yellow

Game mechanics...game mechanics I say.
Bosmer race and bosmer vampire race are different.Cure yourself,make a new haircut,then turn into vampire again.Serana can help you with this.Or Harkon if he is still alive.

What?

Going on a tangent here, but your hair is technically dead the moment it leaves your scalp. So your hair is dead, except the tiny part of it that is in your skin.

On topic though, it does seem stupid that the face changer says she cant do anything to you if you are a vampire, even a hair cut. I think it was something to do with a technical restriction, something to do with vampire faces changing when they used the face changer's services, no matter how small the change you make. So even if you changed your haircut, I think the face changer would make you look like you weren't a vampire or something. I'm not sure though.

If you try using the showracemenu, you will also experience wierd problems. I guess the problem is the BosmerRaceVampire is not playable, you cannot select a Vampire race when starting a new game.

You can install a mod that adds all vampire races, that would make Showracemenu work. I do not know about the Surgeon though.

If you are on console, you need to cure yourself or wear a helmet.

The mod is found here: http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/25373