How can I make myself look older?

Post » Mon Oct 22, 2012 12:18 pm

May sound a little weird, but any tips on how I can look a little older?
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Kayleigh Mcneil
 
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Post » Mon Oct 22, 2012 12:40 am

Haha get a expert makeup artist
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Jessica Lloyd
 
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Post » Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:09 am

Don't post threads like this one.
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Mr.Broom30
 
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Post » Mon Oct 22, 2012 2:46 am

At first I thought this was going to be about looking like an old man, but I don't think that anymore. :)
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Deon Knight
 
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Post » Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:31 am

1:Grow facial hair

2. Get [censored] faced every day off the hardest liquor you can find

3.Profit
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Paul Rice
 
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Post » Mon Oct 22, 2012 11:40 am

A pair of glasses might help, some fake or real beard, a more angry look on your face and less smiling.

Maybe. idk.
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Kelly Upshall
 
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Post » Mon Oct 22, 2012 2:41 am

What I would do though is grow a mustache or get a fake one, find some cheap aviators, and force yourself to talk with a deep voice.
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Matt Gammond
 
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Post » Mon Oct 22, 2012 2:55 am

Rub broken glass in face daily.
Exposure to UV rays 24/7
Sleep on a lumpy mattress
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Phoenix Draven
 
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Post » Mon Oct 22, 2012 11:42 am

I wonder what do you want to look older for?

But if you want to try something dangerous, you could try not drinking any liquids for two days or more. If you can ignore the pain in your kidneys, you should end wrinkled enough that people may mistake you for a mummy.
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Fiori Pra
 
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Post » Mon Oct 22, 2012 9:14 am

1:Grow facial hair

2. Get [censored] faced every day off the hardest liquor you can find

3.Profit

Worked for me
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~Amy~
 
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Post » Sun Oct 21, 2012 11:17 pm

You can appear to be older simply because of your aura, really. It's not any one thing that seals the deal. If you can't grow facial hair, there's not much you can do about that anyway, and if it's a scraggly looking disgusting neckbeard, then it ends up making you look even less mature. Basically:

- Dress mature, meaning don't walk around in Ed Hardy tees, baggy jeans and a backwards cap. Stick to simple tees/shirts/polos/sweaters with no logo, or a small logo. Fitted jeans, and some appropriate shoes. Wearing glasses could help.

- Style your hair with a classic style rather than spiky or a fauxhawk or whatever. Simple side part should do, or slick back.

- Appear confident.

-Deepen your voice a bit. Not so much that it sounds unnatural, but just don't squeal.

For all intents and purposes, you should look older.
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Catharine Krupinski
 
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Post » Mon Oct 22, 2012 2:49 am

- Drink hard liquor every day
- Smoke every day
- Dye your hair gray
- Get facial hair
- Exposure to UV rays
- Talk with deep voice
- Stop asking stupid questions
- Complain about today's youth
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Kanaoka
 
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Post » Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:11 am

May sound a little weird, but any tips on how I can look a little older?

Wait.
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suniti
 
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Post » Sun Oct 21, 2012 10:26 pm

Wait.
He wanted to look older, not be older. :P
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Nathan Risch
 
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Post » Mon Oct 22, 2012 9:52 am

http://c418.bandcamp.com/track/after-you-hear-this-you-are-older-2
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Sophie Morrell
 
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Post » Sun Oct 21, 2012 10:31 pm

- Complain about today's youth

This is all you need to do.
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Nice one
 
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Post » Mon Oct 22, 2012 10:32 am

Join the military and go serve some time in a war zone.

That'll age ya pretty quick.
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Sara Lee
 
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Post » Mon Oct 22, 2012 11:56 am

Draw on a fake moustache with a permanent marker. Most folk won't tell its fake.
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josie treuberg
 
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Post » Mon Oct 22, 2012 4:16 am

Wear older looking clothes (not comedy-old-man, just more mature), grow a beard, act confident. I assume this if for the purposes of buying alcohol. If I'm right, just befriend a really tall kid with the ability to grow a beard, or a woman/girl who knows how to apply make-up properly.
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Emma Parkinson
 
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Post » Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:19 am

Are you hoping to try to buy alcohol?
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Jessica Raven
 
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Post » Mon Oct 22, 2012 6:48 am

scar up your face
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teeny
 
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Post » Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:12 am

Visit a halloween shop and buy an old person mask
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