Average I guess. It's pretty much clouded up because, my brother,grandma,grandpa, seem to have constant use for it. So it could be pretty fast, if I could just get five minutes to catch up on my shows.
Not very. It's nominally an 8 Mbit down/1 Mbit up DSL line but I'm not sure I've ever seen it do more than 6 Mbits, though the connection speed is 7.8. Cable was quicker... when it worked. Which it usually didn't.
My first modem was 2,400 baud. It was one of the new extra-speedy ones.
My internet is a http://www.speedtest.net/result/2630127428.png to internets around the world. This is when it's at it's best, too. It's terrible, I know.