How to kill nazeem properly. : V

» Tue Sep 04, 2012 11:40 am

--Requirements--
Nazeem
Soul Trap (preferably enchant)
Stealth
Bows/Crossbow
A house
Black soul gem
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Nazeem is a dike, we all know that. So to start, get hidden and prepare to kill him.
Get out your weapon or magic, and fire at him while remaining hidden. Chances are its a one hit kill.
Go take his steel dagger while (if you haven't) soul trapping him.
Enchant his steel dagger with the black soul gem, name it nazeem. and go
Pose his body if you want.
Go put the dagger in your house as a trophy or some crap.

There you go.

» Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:20 pm

You should be giving him gold not killing him all he wants is to improved everyone lives why can't people see that.

» Tue Sep 04, 2012 5:33 am

I don't know why Nazeem gets to people so much. He's no more up his own ass than your average Altmer.

» Tue Sep 04, 2012 9:38 am

Or kill his wife, steal his weapon from him, enchant the weapon with his dead wife's soul then kill him with that.

» Tue Sep 04, 2012 5:10 am

Or kill his wife, steal his weapon from him, enchant the weapon with his dead wife's soul then kill him with that.

GENIUS

» Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:44 pm

I don't know why Nazeem gets to people so much. He's no more up his own ass than your average Altmer.

Difference is, the average Altmer actually works for a living, unlike Nazeem, who struts around bragging about his connections in the court, sneeringly insults everyone around him and claims superiority, and later goes off to sleep in a cheap inn. Even his wife hates him.

» Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:39 pm

Difference is, the average Altmer actually works for a living, unlike Nazeem, who struts around bragging about his connections in the court, sneeringly insults everyone around him and claims superiority, and later goes off to sleep in a cheap inn. Even his wife hates him.

He does own a farm though, so he has no need to work.

» Tue Sep 04, 2012 5:17 am

Difference is, the average Altmer actually works for a living, unlike Nazeem, who struts around bragging about his connections in the court, sneeringly insults everyone around him and claims superiority, and later goes off to sleep in a cheap inn. Even his wife hates him.

Reverse pickpocket his wife a black soul gem and soul trapping weapon, cast fury on her, and have her kill Nazeem.

» Tue Sep 04, 2012 3:24 am

Gather all guards during night, give them soul trap weapons, and ambush Hunt's Man Drink.
No need to sneak.

» Tue Sep 04, 2012 2:00 am

He does own a farm though, so he has no need to work.

No need to be a [descriptive term] either, but he's got that covered.

» Tue Sep 04, 2012 9:26 am

I just suplexed him and then laid his body over the well at the market, legs over, butt out. Somebody apparently though this was rude and removed the body eventually, but not until like a month later.

» Tue Sep 04, 2012 6:18 am

Soul-Trap Nazeem while hidden, get out your bow and kill him while having a black soul gem in your inventory. Collect his steel dagger and enchant it as a Soul-Trapping Weapon and rename it "Nazeem." After that, go to his body, equip the Ring of Namira, drag his body in front of Ahlam, then start eating Nazeem.

» Tue Sep 04, 2012 11:12 am

Paint him, then bring him to Giants...

» Tue Sep 04, 2012 4:10 am

Difference is, the average Altmer actually works for a living, unlike Nazeem, who struts around bragging about his connections in the court, sneeringly insults everyone around him and claims superiority, and later goes off to sleep in a cheap inn. Even his wife hates him.

It is known.

Although the idea of making his wife kill and soultrap him is pure genius! I think you've given Theryn a rather nasty idea, Atronook. Thanks

» Tue Sep 04, 2012 5:28 am

Or kill his wife, steal his weapon from him, enchant the weapon with his dead wife's soul then kill him with that.

Why take things out on her? She doesn't appreciate his attitude more than anyone else, really. <_<

» Tue Sep 04, 2012 9:54 am

How is Nazeem a dike? I'm curious as to why he's always picked on when clearly Farengar Secret-Fire is the REAL dike. Some Redguard hate going on through these forums?

» Tue Sep 04, 2012 11:01 am

How is Nazeem a dike? I'm curious as to why he's always picked on when clearly Farengar Secret-Fire is the REAL dike. Some Redguard hate going on through these forums?

Farngar is at least as big of a dike as Nazeem is. There's a few NPC's in Skyrim who are condescending and unpleasant.

» Tue Sep 04, 2012 8:59 am

Reverse pickpocket his wife a black soul gem and soul trapping weapon, cast fury on her, and have her kill Nazeem.

Haha, this is genius!

» Tue Sep 04, 2012 1:41 pm

How is Nazeem a dike? I'm curious as to why he's always picked on when clearly Farengar Secret-Fire is the REAL dike. Some Redguard hate going on through these forums?

I think it's just that folks run into Nazeem a lot more often. My time in Whiterun is usually spent throughout the market place and Cloud District. Seldom do I head to Dragonsreach, much less Farengar's study.

» Tue Sep 04, 2012 10:32 am

How is Nazeem a dike? I'm curious as to why he's always picked on when clearly Farengar Secret-Fire is the REAL dike. Some Redguard hate going on through these forums?

I am big fans of Redguard. But Nazeem.. He is the exception..

» Tue Sep 04, 2012 3:34 am

Meh Nazeem doesn't bother me that much.

» Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:40 pm

Nazeem is cool

» Tue Sep 04, 2012 9:29 am

I would marry Nazeem if I could.

Nah I wouldn't go that far, I don't really like him that much I just don't hate him. I like all NPC's in Skyrim really.

» Tue Sep 04, 2012 1:53 am

I turned him into a Sweetroll, then fed him to the Jarl of Whiterun, he'll soon be spending more time around the Jarl's backside then his wife thought possible.