How Soft are You! : Othor Games

» Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:51 am

are you soft like pillow or wood with carpet on it or a blanket crunched / folded up ? a couch cushion ?

is there way to finds out ?

what if you could get some one to hug you and then ask them how soft you are compared to something else ?

would asking random people via door to door to compare you to something soft after hugging you work ?

» Wed Sep 19, 2012 11:40 am

I have absolutely no idea what's just been said, sorry.

» Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:26 am

Okay, EF I know some of your threads make no sense but at least we can make out what we think you are saying but this...

What is this....I don't even....

» Wed Sep 19, 2012 12:15 pm

I'm about as soft as skin, muscle, and bone.

» Tue Sep 18, 2012 11:25 pm

Ummm, if some stranger came to my door and told me to hug them, I'd probably sparta kick them in the heart and slam the door in their face.

Pause
Think
Then post

» Wed Sep 19, 2012 9:02 am

Used to be so skinny that hugging me would recreate the feeling of being pierced by a thousand spears. Think I'm about medium now

» Wed Sep 19, 2012 5:18 am

how physically soft are you compared to other objects that can be found in a house

» Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:51 pm

how physically soft are you compared to other objects that can be found in a house

Depends on my state of arousal.

» Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:47 am

When my kids are upset, I am softer than Mr. Soft from the soft mints advert.
When I am on stage, however, I am a hard drinking pikey with a mouth like a sewer.
And to carry the weight of the items I shift at work, I have to be hard as nails and immune to pain.
So you tell me. Am I soft?

» Wed Sep 19, 2012 1:18 am

What the? Is this for real?

» Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:41 am

I'm about as soft as skin, muscle, and bone.

Something like this.

» Wed Sep 19, 2012 12:48 pm

Hugging me would be like hugging skin and bones.

» Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:10 am

how physically soft are you compared to other objects that can be found in a house

Depends on my state of arousal.

Depends how cold it is outside---gigitty

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I guess I'm about as soft as a marshmellow and hard as a brick sometimes

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» Wed Sep 19, 2012 2:32 pm

This isn't going to last long. Any bets on what page it'll make it to?

» Wed Sep 19, 2012 9:10 am

I am as soft as the breeze whispering through the leaves in summer twilight.

» Wed Sep 19, 2012 2:54 pm

This isn't going to last long. Any bets on what page it'll make it to?

It's a thread by EF. They famously never get closed...

» Wed Sep 19, 2012 12:37 pm

This isn't going to last long. Any bets on what page it'll make it to?

or could just stay on topic instead of derailing it guessing which page it will get too :dance:

» Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:48 am

...what?

EF, you confuse and frighten me.

» Wed Sep 19, 2012 7:16 am

or could just stay on topic instead of derailing it guessing which page it will get too :dance:

Well EF? How soft are you?

» Wed Sep 19, 2012 12:49 am

Well EF? How soft are you?

soft as a blanket crunched up and partially folded folded

» Wed Sep 19, 2012 2:46 pm

About a 7 on a vaguely defined scale

» Wed Sep 19, 2012 1:16 am

I'd say that I'm somewhere between wood with carpet on it and a big pile of leaves, just a rough estimate.

» Wed Sep 19, 2012 1:19 am

I'm probably more like light purple cotton panties in a plastic laundry basket.

» Wed Sep 19, 2012 12:45 am

Are you asking me how soft I am?

I find that completely personal and sixual.

That being said, in my current state, I am progressing from soft to mid level hardness

» Wed Sep 19, 2012 12:46 am

Depends.

Introduce me to the right girl, I won't be very soft for long, of that I can assure you.

Edit: In all seriousness (or as much seriousness as can be managed in the thread like this) I used be pretty fat, so I guess I was soft. Not so much any more. I'm still a good hugger though.