How do you buy fish and chips? : Othor Games

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:38 pm

I honestly don't know.

There is nothing in my house for lunch so I'm going to go to the local fish and chip shop to buy it there.

But what exactly do I say?

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 11:43 am

Scoop of chips and a fish thanks.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:12 pm

look at menu, point at menu, profit!

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:56 pm

I...what?

1. Go in.
2. Say "I'd like an order of fish and chips, please."
3. ???
4. Profit!

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:01 am

Why do I get the feel the OP is channelling Epicfail.....

Same way as any other shop. Look at the menu and prices, tell the person what you want, hand over money and enjoy.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 8:58 am

It should say on the menu what sort of fish they have (assuming they have more than one type), and then you choose whether you want it grilled, battered, or crumbed. Then just say you want a minimum chips.

So you'll basically say "I'll have a battered/grilled/crumbed *type of fish* and a minimum chips, thanks."

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 1:10 pm

How do you buy any sort of fast food?

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 6:40 am

Why do I get the feel the OP is channelling Epicfail.....

Same way as any other shop. Look at the menu and prices, tell the person what you want, hand over money and enjoy.

What I'm trying to figure out is if he's just trying to understand the correct lingo for ordering fish and chips, or if he's actually incapable of ordering things from restaurants.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 8:02 am

What I'm trying to figure out is if he's just trying to understand the correct lingo for ordering fish and chips, or if he's actually incapable of ordering things from restaurants.

Well he's Tasmanian, and I dont know entirely understand how the inbreds down there speak, so their lingo might be genuinly different.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 8:31 pm

>Stand firm
>Point at menu
>Inhale
>Say "I want that one!" from the top of your lungs
>Hand over money
(intermission)
>Receive Fish and Chips
>Mouthgasm

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:20 pm

Chippy Chips! and Fishy Fish please. Look at the menu then order.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4mGqhxMKiY&feature=related -Sorry reminded me of Freaky Eaters and Harry Hill.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 6:04 am

With money.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 8:48 am

Begging you, chip merchant, sir, could I trouble you to permit oneself to partake in the fishly delights that you house in yon chip/fishery?

Alternatively: "can I have a minimum order of chips and a piece of flake (or whiting)?"