How do you kill your Thalmor? : V - Skyrim

» Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:24 pm

Due to their huge egos I like them to see me first and hear their boasts. I then hide, and mercilessly dispatch them one by one slowly so that they die with a feeling of inadequacy that hurts them more than any blade.

» Sun Mar 24, 2013 11:02 pm

I deal with them quickly and painlessly. They may be oppressors, but they are my kin and my Altmers avoid conflict with the Thalmor as best as they can.

What about your non-Altmers? Provided you have any.

Edit: Saw in another thread that you mainly play Altmer Imperialists. So never mind.

» Sun Mar 24, 2013 7:43 pm

Had an interesting Kill cam the last time I fought one of their patrols after freeing the prisoner and it is my personal fave. Slashes with the sword followed by ramming SpellBreaker across his face. WTF! Groovy! *Neck snaps around with blood flying before the corpse collapses*

» Sun Mar 24, 2013 5:51 pm

Not at all

I like them nice and living, they fit rid of Talos worshipers easier that way.

For the love of Talos, Stop roleplaying a thalmor.

» Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:33 pm

What about your non-Altmers? Provided you have any.

Meh, I still kill them only in self-defense. I don't see the point. The Thalmor are like a nest of ants - kill a worker and all you do is kill a worker. To beat the Thalmor you gotta hit them in their nest, which is currently not possible in Skyrim.

» Mon Mar 25, 2013 12:40 am

Meh, I still kill them only in self-defense. I don't see the point. The Thalmor are like a nest of ants - kill a worker and all you do is kill a worker. To beat the Thalmor you gotta hit them in their nest, which is currently not possible in Skyrim.

I see. I just use them as test subjects for crazy combat strategies.

» Mon Mar 25, 2013 4:16 am

Meh, I still kill them only in self-defense. I don't see the point. The Thalmor are like a nest of ants - kill a worker and all you do is kill a worker. To beat the Thalmor you gotta hit them in their nest, which is currently not possible in Skyrim.

Killing a worker makes you feel a heck of a lot better though. And you earn some coin on it by selling their stuff

» Mon Mar 25, 2013 4:18 am

Not at all

I like them nice and living, they fit rid of Talos worshipers easier that way.

I find the RP quite refreshing, I don't understand why people dislike it. Sure not all the time but on threads like this, why not? Despite this however, I am completely against your views.

» Sun Mar 24, 2013 9:21 pm

Killing a worker makes you feel a heck of a lot better though. And you earn some coin on it by selling their stuff

True. One mid-tier trooper nets some 200 coins at best. Too bad the mages don't have anything of value.

» Mon Mar 25, 2013 4:12 am

True. One mid-tier trooper nets some 200 coins at best. Too bad the mages don't have anything of value.

That's why the mages always die last, and suffer the most pain. Because if you aren't going to give me money, you are going to give me laughs. So I will Fus Ro Dah that mage off a cliff, because that is really all he's worth.

» Mon Mar 25, 2013 2:51 am

That's why the mages always die last, and suffer the most pain. Because if you aren't going to give me money, you are going to give me laughs. So I will Fus Ro Dah that mage off a cliff, because that is really all he's worth.

This.

YAYZ!!! I'm now a curate.

» Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:18 pm

I like to show them my hairier form and eat their hearts.

» Sun Mar 24, 2013 7:17 pm

My favorite way of dealing with the Thalmor is to listen to them boast about how superior they are to me, and that I might as well be an insect in comparison. Then I tell them that I believe in Talos. And then I am like, "I'll see your Elven superiority and raise you my blades to your head!"

I then pilfer their corpses for their armor, because I'll never have enough money. Let the corpses there to rot and to serve as a warning to all other Thalmor, "Don't tread on me!"

However; if I am playing as a mage, I'll cast Fury/Frenzy on a couple of them and let them kill each other. But my favorite is definitely throwing their "Superiority" back in to their faces.

» Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:05 pm

My favorite way of dealing with the Thalmor is to listen to them boast about how superior they are to me, and that I might as well be an insect in comparison. Then I tell them that I believe in Talos. And then I am like, "I'll see your Elven superiority and raise you my blades to your head!"

I then pilfer their corpses for their armor, because I'll never have enough money. Let the corpses there to rot and to serve as a warning to all other Thalmor, "Don't tread on me!"

However; if I am playing as a mage, I'll cast Fury/Frenzy on a couple of them and let them kill each other. But my favorite is definitely throwing their "Superiority" back in to their faces.

Sometimes, I will walk up to them in Ragged Trousers, and let them flaunt their superiority. Then I go out of sight, put legendary daedric armor on, a legendary enchanted daedric sword, and show them some real superiority.

» Mon Mar 25, 2013 7:40 am

Easy peasy, kill them in any way you see fit, (I like to get them on their knees and then beat them to death). Then strip their bodies and drag them into the middle of the road, then get a bow out and shoot their corpses, one arrow to the head, two to the neck, one in the heart and one in the stomach, then get an iron dagger and start slicing until you feel fully vindicated (or until their entrails littler the ground). :banana:

» Mon Mar 25, 2013 2:28 am

I enjoy killing the first two off quickly, then beating the third until he or she begs, "Please don't kill me!" Then I sheathe my blade and let the fool live, and they will almost
invariably attack again. Rinse, repeat until grim satisfaction is achieved. Array the corpses into a triangle, pointing back to the Dominion's shores. If I have a letter from Elenwyn on me, I'll leave that on one of the corpses, in plain sight. Nice way to sign my work.

» Mon Mar 25, 2013 2:40 am

Well first I dress up as Talos, then I do my Battle Cry, then I talk all " hinga-dinga-durgen ", then I drink some Nord Mead ( with juniper berries in it ), then I take an arrow to the knee to get my adrenaline pumping, then I have some skooma, mix in some moon sugar and rub it across my gums.
Then I bludgeon them to death with a massive warhammer, and then I shove a amulet of Talos down their throat to suffocate them, and then I wedge my Wuuthrad into their gullet.

» Sun Mar 24, 2013 11:00 pm

I like my Thalmor medium rare but they always end up too crispy and their black hearts arent nourishing at all so I leave them to rot

» Mon Mar 25, 2013 1:31 am

Any ways are good. Then, once I'm done killing them, I teabag them.

» Mon Mar 25, 2013 2:34 am

Any ways are good. Then, once I'm done killing them, I teabag them.

Nice. Keeping it classy.

» Mon Mar 25, 2013 6:19 am

Nice. Keeping it classy.

Yes. Quite.

» Mon Mar 25, 2013 7:09 am

Any ways are good. Then, once I'm done killing them, I teabag them.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9mPtKgX370k

» Mon Mar 25, 2013 2:42 am

I prefer to kill human scum. :twirl:

» Mon Mar 25, 2013 3:20 am

Ahh... simple. Yet extremely effective.

Very much so. Their spells, robes and elven armor means little against a proper http://www.uesp.net/wiki/File:SR-icon-weapon-SteelWarhammer.png made in Nordic fasion.

» Sun Mar 24, 2013 11:42 pm

Very much so. Their spells, robes and elven armor means little against a proper http://www.uesp.net/wiki/File:SR-icon-weapon-SteelWarhammer.png made in Nordic fasion.

Yeah, this is true. They can't defend against much though, am I right?