That piss you off...

Everyone has something that they can't stand that other people do, from having dogs that bark, to even how people pronounce words. Its just those little things that get under our skin and make us want to strangle people until they stop moving. Do any of you have any of that? Just small things, that get under your skin and annoy you.

For me personally, it has to be when you're in an argument with another person, you say something to counter them and they reply with 'no' just no, as tho it was a yes or no question. Like 'no' perfectly explains everything, for some reason it just really irritates me, it most likely shouldn't, but somehow it does.

Personally, I can't stand nitpickers or complainers. Why don't they all just shut up and mind their own damn business? I'm just so sick of their constant whining and groaning.

My mom's former boyfriend would make these grotesque chomping slopping noises whenever he would eat. I mean it was bad. The noise was so disgusting and he was completely oblivious to the fact that he was even doing it. He did it everytime he ate. Start slopping his food as loud as he could. I would start worrying when he went to get food because I knew what was coming, Easily one of the most annoying things I've ever had the joy of listening to.

Also when people sneeze or cough and don't use the courtesy of covering their mouth. The same man who I mentioned above was a pro at this. Would sneeze like a mad man and not once would he cover his mouth, I prefer people sneeze and cough into their elbow instead of their hands so they don't go touching everything up but he didn't even do that. Not once. And of course he always coughed like he was deathly ill even when he didn't have a cold or anything. It sounded like he was coughing up some real nasty stuff every time to and would just cough it right into the air.

I had cancer twice and with that came a low immune system so my whole family and I naturally became very clean people. There was a time where even a common cold could have proved fatal to me and seeing people hack up coughs and blow sneezed into the air really frutrates me.


Those two little things aren't so small to me and there were times where they made me feel like I was on the verge of a five state killing spree.

People who breathe in my face or chew with their mouth open.

When someone throws something at me, especially if I'm unaware and x10 if it hits me in the head. I can't stand it and I immediately turn to lv 10 rage.

Academic double standards.

Hell, double standards in general, especially when it comes to gender roles.

I love those, though. lol

People who walk too slow on the sidewalk, hall and any other narrow space used for travel.

People who stop on escalators. They're escalators, they are meant to escalate your travel; not be a complete substitution for it.

People who try to get on an elevator before people get off.

Flip flops. Whenever I hear the sound of their approach I always think of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggGsWS-wOPg&feature=related.

Those chicks (I guess some guys do this too) that update their relationship status on the daily, or weekly at least.

You sir, are a genius.


The elevator deal is a massive thing for me and one I completely forgot to mention. It's actually mind blowing how many people don't understand how elevators work. Right when the doors open people rush in, totally not realizing that the elevator is loaded with people who need to exit. Hate it.

The flip-flops things is one of the many reasons why I'm happy I'm out of high school. God I hated hearing them scraping along the hallway floor. It's like wearing flip-flops makes you forget how to pick up your feet. Is it just me or do almost all chubby and/or fat girls seem to wear flip-flops, I mean like on a daily basis?

i cant respect over weight people, im so sorry i sound like an ass but i just cant take them seriously, every over weight person iv met either smells or hes a snob or likes to act like a clown...[censored] im so sorry i just talk down to overweight people im sorry im a jerk im so sorry

People who can't be bothered spelling properly on the internet. I can understand if it's your second language or summfin', but people who would use the term "u" really aggravate me.