I'm a jerk : V

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 5:36 pm

So I ended up marrying that Miner Sygwhatever her name is, I ended up killing her out of frustration, got Dawnguard, completed the main quest as a Vampire Lord. then got "The Gift" quest. I had married Lydia at that point but it kept asking me to bite my old, dead wife...solution?

I go back to her corpse, I use the console to ressurect her, she right then told me how much she hated me and then I proceeded to charm her and turn her.

So in short, I killed my wife, remarried and then ressurected my previous wife, after gaining a inheritance from killing her (she was soooo mad) and then I turned her and left with my new Wife following me.
I'm a bad person

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 2:26 pm

lol

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 7:40 pm

That's actually pretty awesome, total dik thing to do, but pretty funny none the less. Did you at least get drunk first?

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 5:50 pm

That's actually pretty awesome, total dik thing to do, but pretty funny none the less. Did you at least get drunk first?

Man, I had some skeeve in my inventory too...dang it...

» Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:16 am

You're a cold blooded killer man! I like it!

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 10:03 pm

Resurrect her again and see if you can force her to stay in your house, so she has to see you and your new family.

» Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:21 am

Do you still have the mummified remains of your Mother in the basemant Norman? :wink:

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:56 pm

Do you still have the mummified remains of your Mother in the basemant Norman? :wink:

...I have a torture chamber full of dead bodies that I'm considering using resurrect on so I can torture them to death again...need to save one though, I'm inviting Serena over for dinner :smile:

Resurrect her again and see if you can force her to stay in your house, so she has to see you and your new family.

She ran off, I tried to humiliate her further by stealing her clothes. Even one of my Dark Brotherhood Initiates said "what the...!?".

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 4:15 pm

Lol this made me smile

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:04 pm

...I have a torture chamber full of dead bodies that I'm considering using resurrect on so I can torture them to death again...need to save one though, I'm inviting Serena over for dinner :smile:

She ran off, I tried to humiliate her further by stealing her clothes. Even one of my Dark Brotherhood Initiates said "what the...!?".

You sir win, /hands over interwebz

» Wed Nov 21, 2012 4:11 am

So I ended up marrying that Miner Sygwhatever her name is, I ended up killing her out of frustration, got Dawnguard, completed the main quest as a Vampire Lord. then got "The Gift" quest. I had married Lydia at that point but it kept asking me to bite my old, dead wife...solution?

I go back to her corpse, I use the console to ressurect her, she right then told me how much she hated me and then I proceeded to charm her and turn her.

So in short, I killed my wife, remarried and then ressurected my previous wife, after gaining a inheritance from killing her (she was soooo mad) and then I turned her and left with my new Wife following me.
I'm a bad person

Wow, you need to beg Mara's forgiveness.

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 8:14 pm

Crazy chaos. Mehrunes is happy

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 4:21 pm

From one evil being to another...... You my friend made my evening. Awesome just awesome :clap:

You should try and track her down, then kill her all over again but trap her soul this time then leave the soul gem in a bowl or something in the kitchen or enchant a present for the new wife using your Ex's soul :devil:

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 11:33 pm

From one evil being to another...... You my friend made my evening. Awesome just awesome :clap:

You should try and track her down, then kill her all over again but trap her soul this time then leave the soul gem in a bowl or something in the kitchen or enchant a present for the new wife using your Ex's soul :devil:

Even better I'll drop it by the beggar in Windhelm to prove she's utterly worthless. Stupid miner should have never married a sadomasochist Nightingale Vampire Assassin. Not sure what she was thinking...

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 9:16 pm

"Does killing people make me a bad person? No." -Boss, Saints Row II

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:55 pm

Did you at least bang her, bro?

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:53 pm

Even better I'll drop it by the beggar in Windhelm to prove she's utterly worthless. Stupid miner should have never married a sadomasochist Nightingale Vampire Assassin. Not sure what she was thinking...

LOL there ya go, now your thinking like a sociopath :thumbsup:

If your going to RP an evil character it's just as well to pull out all the stops IMO :wink:

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:29 pm

I liked you I'm a-hole thread title better. >.<