Greetings fellow Americans (and foul, outlandish interlopers who may read this) I come to you all today with an idea..... a simple idea, nothing much, but I believe that it could change our great nation as we know. I believe that once again our great nation must be led by a great Emperor as it once was long ago.... we must lead this revolution... and find a man great enough to be the spiritual successor to Emperor Norton... then and only then can we return to the golden age.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Norton