[Ally Chimienti]

we need a pun thread, so I made one.

I, for some reason, love puns, all of my friends do, and it's depressingly funny how we'll get into competitions with each other on who can crack the best pun.

this got me to thinking "how punny is BGSF?"

this doesn't have to be strictly puns either (in fact I think this might accidentally be considered spam, if it is I'm sorry, and it can be locked) but anyone who's interested, you can post any joke or funny anecdotal stories you may have, punny or otherwise.

So today I had a puntific moment:

at work there was a customer complaining about a coupon for potatoes, after the issue was dealt with and the customer left happily I turned to the cashier and said,

"wow, talk about a hot potato"

anyway, discuss, puninate, groan in agony

[James Smart]

My friend called me a pig.

I replied with "Neigh, I'm a horse."

Get it?

I'm so funny

[Breautiful]

Be careful, this thread may cause pundemonium! Or it may become a world-wide punomenon. Who know?

[K J S]

Someone misinterpreted something my friend was saying, thinking that instead of friend living with half-brother, that friend had half a brother in his house.

I then replied "I guess you can say his brother has a *insert sunglasses* SPLIT PERSONALITY."

[Emma-Jane Merrin]

I've been pepper sprayed and ran through mustard gas, guns a blazing..you could say I'm a ''seasoned'' veteran.

[Darren]

Really, no pun is a pun without the CSI:Miami meme.