About the only place I tell the truth is here, I am a compulsive liar, it really is terrible. Anyone have advice?

Tell the truth?

For all I know you're lying right now.

I'm lying to when I tell you I'm truthful.

That's the real problem, because on the internet you don't have to be the real you. but I find that this is the only place that I really am me. Edit: I could tell you guys I'm a 34 year old woman with 2 children, bit really I'm a 15 year old kid with sociopathic tendencies.

You may want to see a psychiatrist.

I know, but I don't know how to breach the subject with my parents, " Hey, take me to the doctor, I lie a lot!"

Don't worry, 90% of the people in your generation at least think they have 'sociopathic' tendencies. 85% of them do. You're just a product of the times.

Do you lie about anything important?

Everything I say is true. Perhaps I'll make you my subordinate.

Not really, just stupid things, but it's gotten to be a habit, a really bad one. I want to change it but I dont know how.

Well, it is their job after all... why not? You might be surprised.

Just ask to go to the psychiatrist, and just say it's a personal problem. They should respect your privacy, and your psychiatrist is obligated to keep the meetings confidential unless your at risk for some reason.

Don't worry about it, then. That's normal.

Why are you telling me all this? If you care about http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_D_Z-D2tzi14/S8TRIo4br3I/AAAAAAAACv4/Zh7_GcMlRKo/s400/ALOT.png, then tell him.

lollol I meant a lot. as in if I put all of my lies together, it would fill a lot.

Dont tell the http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.nl/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html, it probably doesnt care.

The question is, why do you feel the need to be fancyful regarding the truth?

Do you think something will happen or refrain from happening if you do? Are you hesistant to show people the real you?

Do some soul searching.

I don't believe you.

I do it to make myself seem more interesting than I actually am, I feel like the [censored] great Gatsby.

Amusingly, that literally is what I did. For a long time. I'm much happier with uding the forum now.

Make yourself more interesting, learn an instrument, watch a lot of movies so you can quote them, study history, take up a hobby.

And on the internet, that [censored] [censored] acceptable. It's ok to lie on the internet. I don't know why I don't. Maybe it's cuz I like this community so much.

I invented the pen.

The only thing I don't have on that list is a hobby, I just feel the need to be different. idk...

I'm just gonna let you know right now - you're not the Great Gatsby. Sorry to let you down.

didn't he just make everything about his life up?