A list of idiotic complaints. : V - Skyrim

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:49 pm

Why can't I add a red-dot sight to my Sword?

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 5:35 pm

Why are bows so realistic? It's a video game. Makes no sense.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 1:17 pm

Why did I update my drivers only to still see purple/white textures on some characters?

How come cooking doesn't contribute to your alchemy skill, or hell have it's own skill where you unlock better recipe's or the better you get the more powerful your food is.

How come the integrated OOO from Oblivion into skyrim but left out "drop lit torches". Loved that mod. Guess we don't need it with the bright dungeons of Skyrim. Don't need night eye either.

Where are feather spells and potions? Did the recipe get lost after the Oblivion crisis? We still have venison. Are flax seeds not imported to Skyrim?

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 10:44 pm

not being able to kill children was a complaint ive had since fallout. sounds twisted but its just about as twisted as impaling a wolf with a great sword.

also in FONV you couldnt kill those kids in caesers camp. dont want them growing up and messing with MY wasteland, now do i?

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 5:19 pm

Why can't I add a red-dot sight to my Sword?

Lol, that one got me.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 12:13 pm

/snip
How come the integrated OOO from Oblivion into skyrim but left out "drop lit torches". Loved that mod. Guess we don't need it with the bright dungeons of Skyrim. Don't need night eye either.
/snip

I've found a workaround for the lack of "Drop Lit Torches" mod. Stalk a guard at night, then assassinate them when they are standing where you want the lit torch to be!
60% of the time, it works every time.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 2:20 pm

Why are there so many guests looking at this thread?

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 6:37 pm

How come I can hold my breath to make my archery more accurate, but I can't hold my breath to make my swords more accurate?

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 11:18 am

Why is it always me that has to save the world? Don't I get a holiday?

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 11:51 pm

Why can't Ralof/Hadvar go tell the Jarl of Whiterun to send aid? I'm busy, damn it!

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 3:29 pm

Why is it always me that has to save the world? Don't I get a holiday?

Heroes don't get holidays. They have holidays about them. Duh! I'm sure the Hero Of Cyrodiil got his own holiday!

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 10:12 pm

Heroes don't get holidays. They have holidays about them. Duh! I'm sure the Hero Of Cyrodiil got his own holiday!

Yeah I want a Hospital wing named after me at the very least. In DA 2 I got a statue :sadvaultboy:

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 3:32 pm

Yeah I want a Hospital wing named after me at the very least. In DA 2 I got a statue :sadvaultboy:

ICU Dovahkiin!

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 2:00 pm

Where is this bloody choir that pipes up every time I fight a dragon or find a new word? Are they stalking me, using an invisibility spell, what? Immersion, people.

Sorry, that's me and a few buddies of mine. We're really good at sneaking. I'd offer to stop, but this is more entertaining.

How come the integrated OOO from Oblivion into skyrim but left out "drop lit torches". Loved that mod. Guess we don't need it with the bright dungeons of Skyrim. Don't need night eye either.

I dropped all of my torches on the ground and 3 of them were lit and giving off ample light. And if you don't need either them or nighteye try turning the brightness down. I for one can't see [censored] without a torch in this game.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 2:27 pm

Why was the statue that came with Collector's Edition not life-sized? I'm pissed.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 3:20 pm

people need to respect when i dont wear clothes... people these days are such pr**ks

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 10:06 pm

Why did I find a giant spider in a tent guarding an elf's body? Scared the crap out of me. Damn spiders, always showing up at the most unexpected of places.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 5:41 pm

people need to respect when i dont wear clothes... people these days are such pr**ks

:rofl:

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 12:05 am

Why am I not allowed to lollygag anymore?

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 2:24 pm

Why did I find a giant spider in a tent guarding an elf's body? Scared the crap out of me. Damn spiders, always showing up at the most unexpected of places.

I didn't know they could sit up in the trees till today. Walking through the woods and two damn frostbite spiders drop from above me. Scared the crap out of me.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 4:57 pm

I didn't know they could sit up in the trees till today. Walking through the woods and two damn frostbite spiders drop from above me. Scared the crap out of me.

Whoa, that's awesome! I guess all this complaining has shed light on some good in the game.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 4:38 pm

Why can't I put my [censored] in another dude's [censored] while someone [censored] my [censored]?

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 10:52 pm

Why is it always me that has to save the world? Don't I get a holiday?

cause, dovakiin does http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K27GuSSha0s&feature=related on his day off! we cant have criminal scum running around doing that!

speaking of which...
why dont the guards call me criminal scum?

if a dragon can bite me why cant i bite a dragon?

and finally, "SKYRIM! WHY YOU NO LET ME RIDE DRAGONS!?!?!?!?!?"

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 6:50 pm

Why can't I fly Dragons when I want too!!!!!!!

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 7:56 pm

cause, dovakiin does http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K27GuSSha0s&feature=related on his day off! we cant have criminal scum running around doing that!

speaking of which...
why dont the guards call me criminal scum?

if a dragon can bite me why cant i bite a dragon?

and finally, "SKYRIM! WHY YOU NO LET ME RIDE DRAGONS!?!?!?!?!?"

I think you might be a basket case... budum tish!