Lusty Argonian Maid Volume 2! : V

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:38 am

How long did it take you to find it? Have you even found it yet?

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 4:45 pm

I have found about 5 copies of volume 1. No volume 2 so far.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:36 pm

Ive only ever heard about it. Is there only one or something?

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:01 am

it took me I think around 40 hours, I found the lusty argonian maid v1 fairly early on and after I found it, it was my goal to find the second version, it took me a while though

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:57 pm

Someone on the Beth dev team is ummm......cool. Yeah, that's it...cool :unsure:

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 1:13 pm

I just found it after 215 hours of gameplay, and it was worth the wait! Laughed my ass off.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 4:34 pm

Still have yet to find either volume in the game. Not a big priority, but I'm sure i'll get a few lols out of it.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:33 pm

I dont get it. Is it like the fallout firelance or something? It only comes along by chance after a certain playtime?
Or is there one in a fixed location?

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 12:27 am

I dont get it. Is it like the fallout firelance or something? It only comes along by chance after a certain playtime?
Or is there one in a fixed location?

You can find it in two places. One's right next to Whiterun.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 1:45 pm

There's a lusty Argonian bar maid in Riften in the Bee and Barb.

I was talking to some other dude and looked in the background to see her behind the bar with a dark elf glitching out behind her. over and over and over again.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:27 pm

Found both of them in the bunkbed house in riften...lets just say some one at bethesda is......strange. :whistling:

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:57 pm

Found both of them in the bunkbed house in riften...lets just say some one at bethesda is......strange. :whistling:

Strangely...cool.. :unsure2:

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:23 pm

Y'know, I always thought the author of the book was Caius Cosades.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:46 pm

Y'know, I always thought the author of the book was Caius Cosades.

nope its the lecher Crassius curio

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 11:18 am

I can't exactly remember where I found it, but it was in the house of a certain woman, in a small bedroom. I think it was in Riften?

She also had volume 1 and a unique jar of honey.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:44 pm

I found volume 2 in Riften. It was a interesting read, and again good use of metaphors. I have still no idea how Bethesda gathers ideas to this, or how much fun and laughs they are having..

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 11:19 am

nope its the lecher Crassius curio

In my defense, their names are similar. And Caius never wears a shirt.

He just seems like that kind of guy.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:24 pm

i found it. On UESP..

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:00 pm

We find out that not only is the maid good at polishing spears but she's also quite the accomplished baker, she really knows how to make the "dough rise and stiffen" :hubbahubba:

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:57 pm

I have both, but forgot where I found Vol.2

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:14 am

Found both of them in the bunkbed house in riften...lets just say some one at bethesda is......strange. :whistling:

Now you know why there are cat and lizard people in the game

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 11:33 pm

With all the spear polishing in the book, reading it should raise something. Like your smithing skill, or perhaps the one-handed skill.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:42 pm

I've only found V2

Edit: @ T.Adams: Oh, It'll raise something alright.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:18 pm

I bought the book from Urag gro-Shub.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:52 pm

There should be an extremely rare full version of it in the game.