I just had to post this, a man goes to a park and starts assaulting people. When the cops arrive he tells them. "No, its cool, I'm the thane of Whiterun."

http://redditpics.com/man-claims-to-be-thane-of-whiterun-in-recent-new,452514/
Sorry I couldn't find the site itself on my stupid phone.

No no i,m the thane of whiterun and so's my wife.

Nice....

This is fake, for sure. Nice attempt, though.

Obviously someone had stolen his sweetroll, and he just wanted it back.

Its fake, Not only is it photoshopped (dem mismatched fonts yo') but the creator even says its a fake when he posted it.