Is there a possibility to file for a divorce? After marrying Camilla, I also, as many before me, have noticed Faendal and her being way too friendly behind my bag while I'm out adventuring. I would love to kick that wench out of my house and find a new spouse. Or do I have to submit to my cheating mistress and be a cuckold provider? Can I get away with a murder in my own house? Guess the horned helmet would be approriate.

too bad they don't have phone books in tamriel
(no marks =)

Well he is an elf after all.

*ahem*

We do make the best 'companions'.

As far as I can tell, you can't divorce or marry twice even if wife dies. So... you gotta settle for sloppy seconds. :rock:

I don't blame your sweet Camilla - I saw Faendal with his shirt off once, and he's ripped and kind of hot - you're probably some big oaf =P

There isn't a legitmate way to divorce in the game. But, if you are playing on the PC version, you can use the console menu to do it.

Faendal's body floats well in the river. I don't see your problem.

I guess this scenario adds a little spice to the story. I only hope there won't be any half-elf babies running around after a while. The famous "arrow in the back hunting accident" does sound tempting though.

I think my next character is going to be an argonian marriage counsellor, its clearly where the big bucks really are in Skyrim.

Thinks-Too-Deep: So tell me.. what is the cause of your troubles?

Dovahkiin: Gah, dis filthy trollop invites strangers to our bedroom, I am here, saving dis land, and she shows no respect

Camilla: What happened to saving the land together dear ... I remember you used to take ME to the caves, now its LYDIA this, and oh, Lydia killed that.. what about my needs!

Dovahkiin: Pah woman! Lydia hast been mein trusty housecarl for weeks, I only married you on Morndas

Camilla: You were different then, showing off your muscles for me in that tight fur outfit.. now its demon armour, you've CHANGED

Dovahkiin: But dear, it vas those pesky tigers, they jump without any warnin', the fur vas not good enough

Camilla: I wish I could get jumped without any warning

Dovahkiin: She doesn't .. you know.. give me a... .. morning bonus eitha!

Camilla: Guess I have to give my little bonuses to someone who is THERE in the morning

Transcript unpublishable from this point due to bad language and "Shouting" - We mourn your passing Thinks-Too-Deep

Seems dumb that the dovakhin would want to get married in the first place. Hes an alpha male! The buxom beauties of skyrim throw themselves at his feet! Why settle for just one?

Well now that you have turned the dova into a poosie, you are being properly cuckolded because your wife no longer gets wet over you. You must now bed at least 10 other women to get that nasty beta essence out of your system and/or kill that hoar!