I found a way of making more sense out of the reviews of the Skyrim Ps3 version on Metacritic.
Just substitute the word "game" for "lagfest".


This is not only a contender to be the lagfest of the year, but maybe even the best role-playing lagfest ever.
-Gamereactor Sweden

The amount of time you could spend in this lagfest is practically endless.
-Impulse Gamer

Yes, you can find some bugs and glitches here and there, but that's to be expected. What you should remember is that this lagfest will slaughter your personal life.
-PSFocus

This lagfest is deeper and bigger than anything we have seen this year. –
3DJuegos

Skyrim is easily one of the greatest lagfests of the generation, perhaps of all time.
-Playstation Universe

Skyrim has easily secured the crown as the biggest lagfest this gen.
–Play UK

Lol that is brilliant.

You just made my day... thanks LOL!

Brilliant indeed.

It would be nice to lower the meta score. I reviewed Skyrim as "abysmal" and gave it a nice 1,0.

The first hours were outstanding, then, a laggy nightmare.

I'm chuckling to myself at work, hope no one can see me, very funny!

That is brilliant, nice one.

And people wonder why no one is listening to the butthurt crybabies on this forum?

This really made my day, thank you!XDDD

Lol

So simple, yet so immensely gratifying....cheers mate.

lol That made my afternoon

Nice spam, not particularly clever, but if you feel better for having vented, good on you.