Mila Valentia = Hilarious!

Post » Wed Jan 02, 2013 12:26 am

So I didn't know, due to the some of the conflicting info online, as to whether or not you could adopt Mila, so well...I uh...ahem, tested that hypothesis.

Okay: I cast fury on her mom behind her at the stand, she ran out into the center of the market and proceeded to get beaten and hacked to death by about every resident of Whiterun. I mean YIPES--it was like something from the Old Testament (we're talking Leviticus-level brutal).

So I'm eying my handiwork and then, what do you know? Here comes that annoying little twerp doing her pointless and bizarre lap around the city to work off her...energy? (Maybe her body actually burns off charisma for fuel and that's why she lacks any...?)

She actually stops between Warmaiden's and Breezehome, where one of the Cultists' bodies (from something in the new DLC) has been laying for about a month now, and goes "AGH! A DEAD BODY!" Then she continues her spastic run...right past her mom's limp, lifeless corpse!

Don't worry: she noticed. She actually skidded to a quick stop (as in was trying to stop but only came to a stop like 10 feet past her mom...too funny...yes, yes, I am sick...), turned around and did the "OH NO! BY THE GODS..." bit. But then? She acted as all was well. She doesn't go to Honorhall, get bummed out or anything (which is too bad, since I've actually gotten so sick of hearing "I WORK WITH MY MOTHER...DID YOU THERE ARE SOME KIND OF FRUITS AND VEGETABLES THAT...?" that I often just pop her and eat the 40 gold fine or whatever! :drag:, so something different out of her mouth would have been like Hendrix at Woodstock). She even goes back to their house and basically turns into her mom. Very very odd...
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Post » Wed Jan 02, 2013 9:43 am

Don't let her fool you.SHE KNOWS.Watch your back.
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Post » Wed Jan 02, 2013 10:20 am

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Post » Wed Jan 02, 2013 12:15 am

So I didn't know, due to the some of the conflicting info online, as to whether or not you could adopt Mila, so well...I uh...ahem, tested that hypothesis. Okay: I cast fury on her mom behind her at the stand, she ran out into the center of the market and proceeded to get beaten and hacked to death by about every resident of Whiterun. I mean YIPES--it was like something from the Old Testament (we're talking Leviticus-level brutal). So I'm eying my handiwork and then, what do you know? Here comes that annoying little twerp doing her pointless and bizarre lap around the city to work off her...energy? (Maybe her body actually burns off charisma for fuel and that's why she lacks any...?) She actually stops between Warmaiden's and Breezehome, where one of the Cultists' bodies (from something in the new DLC) has been laying for about a month now, and goes "AGH! A DEAD BODY!" Then she continues her spastic run...right past her mom's limp, lifeless corpse! Don't worry: she noticed. She actually skidded to a quick stop (as in was trying to stop but only came to a stop like 10 feet past her mom...too funny...yes, yes, I am sick...), turned around and did the "OH NO! BY THE GODS..." bit. But then? She acted as all was well. She doesn't go to Honorhall, get bummed out or anything (which is too bad, since I've actually gotten so sick of hearing "I WORK WITH MY MOTHER...DID YOU THERE ARE SOME KIND OF FRUITS AND VEGETABLES THAT...?" that I often just pop her and eat the 40 gold fine or whatever! :drag:, so something different out of her mouth would have been like Hendrix at Woodstock). She even goes back to their house and basically turns into her mom. Very very odd...


Ehh.Be careful posting things like this.It will generally get you a warning.I'm not judging how you play, but I wouldn't post about it.If you need help or some information thats fine.

Anecdotal scenes like that could get you banned.Be careful

I always thought Carlotta and a few other single parents should be marriagable.You get the spouse and the 1 kid.Theres at least 4 single parents I can think of, off the top of my head.I am sure there are more.
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Post » Wed Jan 02, 2013 8:45 am

Ehh.Be careful posting things like this.It will generally get you a warning.I'm not judging how you play, but I wouldn't post about it.If you need help or some information thats fine.

Anecdotal scenes like that could get you banned.Be careful

I always thought Carlotta and a few other single parents should be marriagable.You get the spouse and the 1 kid.Theres at least 4 single parents I can think of, off the top of my head.I am sure there are more.
Kill the Single Parents...
Make them all go to Honorhall...
Did you know theres like 7 more beds behind a door?
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