Just had the most bizarre moment in skyrim to date. I'm married to Mjoll the Lioness and we live in Hjerim with Calder my housecarl. Whenever Mjoll isn't my follower Aerin suddenly teleports out of nowhere and follows her around the house. I was decorating and put a Horker Stew on the table.

Mjoll: Who put that there?
Calder: I saw it first!
Mjoll: If it's a fight you want it's a fight you're gonna get.
Calder: Did you hear something?

Cue both of them pulling out greatswords and pummeling each other. Both of them are essential so I say it's fine, quite funny actually. Then Aerin tries to back Mjoll up by running towards Calder with a dagger, and Calder promptly beheads him. Then Mjoll has a breakdown and says gods i can't believe this is going on. I try to speak with her but she has no wife or follower dialogue, instead just tells me she doesn't want to speak to me anymore what'd I do??

If you drop a Diamond in the Bee and Barb, its much, much worse.

I'm so going to try that. I remember dropping food in front of some beggers in Riften once. That may sound cruel but it was pretty funny.

I've done it with a cabbage. Good times.

This is by far the biggest laugh i had today. XD Thx!!!!