» Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:44 pm
Yes. I see them all the time. They're horrible creatures. They usually stand between 4 to 7 feet tall on two legs, have two arms, each of which have five miniature tentacles. They have this ugly scaleless, featherless, and (mostly) hairless flesh. And the voices...oh God, the voices! They open their mouths and from their pits of darkness come terrible, terrible words! They talk about football, boys, hot girls they want to bang, what they saw on TV, and the weather!
I try to tell everyone about them, how they've flooded the world, how we have to stop them before it's too late. But nobody believes me. NOBODY!