And great. I have ruined the game for myself noticing stupid details no one cares about. This thread isn't super cereal. So don't take it that way.

But while rummaging around my pip boy. I noted my nails.

My nails are so pretty.

They have no dirt in between the nail bed. Maybe look a little chewed. Just well manicured Prewar nails.

Gah stupid brain

Codsworth is proud You have noticed His Mister Handy-workmanship

That should all change once the SS goes to the bathroom. I mean, toilet paper only exist in the Institute so.....

That's what pre-war bills are for.

And editions of the Boston Bugle.

But nothing beats good old toilet paper! D:

It's the main reason I side with the Institute.

Amateurs, there's a flame-thrower in the game for a reason...

Thread about nails + X = suddenly talking about Toilet Paper

Solver for X?

I am X. Muahahahahahahaha

Are those craftable in a workbench? Would really make joining the Institute less desirable.

If you really need to wipe with good old toilet paper, no need to join the Institute (they will bring an apocalyptic end worse then whats already happened Just think Animatrix, their robots are already integrated in all forms of society, they only need to turn on use.) You could just stop by the good old Cabot House and use one of their pre-war toilets and toilet paper. You could also try Vault 81 as well.

SS: Hey Lorenzo hows it going?

Lorenzo: Oh good to see you friend, back for more of my blood?

SS: Nah, just stopped by to use the crapper. Your the only house in town that's got running water and toilet paper.

Piper is canonically the best choice for the toilet problem.

Apparently all modders care about is having beautiful manicured nails in the wilds of the wasteland. Someone needs to make a 'gross fingernails' mod.

Fallout 4 will turn into "The Sims Post-Apocalyptic Edition"

"Legendary Albino Deathclaw has evolved!"

"You need to unload your wastes. Find a toilet before stomachache crumples you down."

You're absolutely right. No one cares.

nails + X = suddenly talking about toilet paper

Thus,

X = suddenly talking about toilet paper - nails

That really makes a lot of sense when you stop and think about it.

Feral Ghouls are always wearing soft, billowy rags, and there's dishrags lying about.

Shake up a Nuka-Cola and aim it properly, then rinse with Dirty Water.

Skootch.

Then there's all those mirelurk faces you can separate from the rest of their head.

Speaking of Realistic Needs and Diseases and Survival mods, be thankful you can't be randomly afflicted with Chronic mastvrbation Syndrome.

Quest Update: "Talk to Piper."

RND: "Mmmm, Piper....oooh yeah.....Piper...that red trenchcoat....those pouty lips...."

Diamond City Security: "Hold it right there pal, you're under arrest. I said STOP! Stop or I'll shoot! Ok pal, you asked for it."

Never shake a settler's left hand.

wow this has turned into one classy topic