
Quote as many as you like, or one per post, I dunno.
Khajiit bandits~
"Tell you what, why don't you start running, so I can stab you in the back?" that one got a chuckle out of me when I first heard it xD
to Khajiits PCs~
"My aunt had a cat once. Killed that , too." - lol
So what are other NPC attempts to rustle your jimmies?