"Never should have come here!"- Skyrim taunts

Post » Fri Jan 18, 2013 5:49 am

I'm just bored and curious, so what are all the combat taunts,race specific or not, in Skyrim that you can remember, or which ones are your favorites? Some of them can be really funny :tongue:
Quote as many as you like, or one per post, I dunno.

Khajiit bandits~
"Tell you what, why don't you start running, so I can stab you in the back?" that one got a chuckle out of me when I first heard it xD

to Khajiits PCs~
"My aunt had a cat once. Killed that , too." - lol

So what are other NPC attempts to rustle your jimmies?
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Brandi Norton
 
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Post » Fri Jan 18, 2013 9:00 am

"Ha! A Breton? You are the absolute most difficult race to make reasonably attractive in the character creator! You are all scrawny and weak with pathetic bone structure."


"Oh, a Bosmer! How cute. You're not fooling anyone with that sword. I remember Fargoth and the Annoying Fan. I know what you're really made of. Why don't you go run off into the woods and leave the fighting to the real men."


"You filthy lizards looked much better in a Telvanni slave pen. Let's put you back there!"
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Post » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:38 pm

"Ha! A Breton? You are the absolute most difficult race to make reasonably attractive in the character creator! You are all scrawny and weak with pathetic bone structure."


"Oh, a Bosmer! How cute. You're not fooling anyone with that sword. I remember Fargoth and the Annoying Fan. I know what you're really made of. Why don't you go run off into the woods and leave the fighting to the real men."


"You filthy lizards looked much better in a Telvanni slave pen. Let's put you back there!"
Good one.
Good one.
Good one.
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