In TES I am annoyed by the lack of non-combat employment aspects for the PC. The Bard's College was a tremendous amount of wasted potential. But, after doing the acting quest in Morrowind, I thought, why not join a traveling Actor's Troupe? Complete with studying your lines to get them right, little wagons that would ride you around, different acting vocations or you could be hired as a guard instead, and the caravan could be attacked occasionally. For example, you could be:
A bard, reciting poetry.
A fool.
A stage actor.
Caravan guard.
This would be all the better with real time carriage travel and actual carriages in the caravan.
So, cookie or rotten tomatoe?