I expected disappointment and I was not disappointed about just how disappointed I am with Switch.

Substandard hardware, overpriced console and peripherals, only 1 game that's worth buying at launch, absolutely awful "bonuses" for their paid online subscription service, pure gimmick controllers (again), terrible memory capacity and insufficient battery life.

*Slow clap*

Well done, Nintendo. Well trolled. You got a lot of people with that one.