Nords vs Bosmer : V - Skyrim

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:26 am

We must stick together, my fellow kinsman... None of these arrogant barbarians are trustworthy... Ready your bow!

*grabs airborne arrow*

thanks, i needed a toothpick

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:05 pm

speak with the voice and crumbles the mountain killing the bosmer archers haha like i said dirty elves

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:37 pm

Simpley put... The Nord's have a hatred of Mer due to an event (The Night of Tears) in their past where the elves [censored] them up.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:59 pm

*grabs airborne arrow*

thanks, i needed a toothpick

I can promise that you will catch no arrows of mine... Well, perhaps in your sternum, skull, and heart... :tongue:

You moronic pigs...

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:45 pm

haha funny little elf i smash you

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:51 pm

We must stick together, my fellow kinsman... None of these arrogant barbarians are trustworthy... Ready your bow!

i am also bosmer, we shall stand as one, even though we are the cousin race of the dunmer and altmer, but we are non like them! let the humans hate elves, see if we care, end of the day, we tend to our people, and not our enemies

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:12 pm

Most pacifist? You do realize the bosmer intentionally wage wars for the purpose of eating, and live on a meat only diet in Valenwood, right? Not to mention the bosmer and the khajiit often get into scuffles, because Valenwood constantly creeps into Elswyr.

If anything, they're the most neutral, a race that tends to go where the wind blows, though it seems quite a lot of bosmer do not like the Aldmeri Dominion, and does receive help from the Mede Empire to fight the AD.

What that basically means is..... I approve of the things you have said.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:08 am

i am also bosmer, we shall stand as one, even though we are the cousin race of the dunmer and altmer, but we are non like them! let the humans hate elves, see if we care, end of the day, we tend to our people, and not our enemies

I do not wish for war... But if our enemies wish it, let their fates be swift and just...

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:38 am

woah woah woah everybody we need to put this all aside and awnser the question I put

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:17 pm

woah woah woah everybody we need to put this all aside and awnser the question I put

The only thing we need to put aside are Nords. As a Bosmer, I find it at least amusing that, soon, I will get my revenge towards this race of ice-cold-popsicles.

The fact that they wear beards (including the women) does not change their inner being. Foul human creatures, they are. My trust only lies with fellow wood elves. They should have not wronged my heritage.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:52 am

dirty elves

Speaking of which...are "brothels" confirmed?

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:05 pm

You're all skooma junkeys. Us redguards are literally the only sane race left on Nirn - we have honour, passion, intelligence, talent... What do you all have? Cliché pros and cons is all. We could kill every one of you in battle, and out-smart most of you. Respect to imperials for at least trying to have some dignity, you too nords - though we can kick your asses, satisfy your women and outsmart your smartest.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:28 pm

Mudcrabs are the best race, by far. One day we shall rise from the depths and drag you down with our terrifying mandibles. Before that though, would you like to sell anything? I have a lot of money. (From all the people I kill.)

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:11 pm

You're all skooma junkeys. Us redguards are literally the only sane race left on Nirn - we have honour, passion, intelligence, talent... What do you all have? Cliché pros and cons is all.

Orsium would like a word with you.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:29 am

Orsium would like a word with you.

Hate to be raw... But they're just too ugly to matter. I kill them daily on my travels just because they try to hit me with their big baby rattles they try to pass off as weaponry. hahaha! Hail Cyrus!

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:30 pm

You're all skooma junkeys. Us redguards are literally the only sane race left on Nirn - we have honour, passion, intelligence, talent... What do you all have? Cliché pros and cons is all. We could kill every one of you in battle, and out-smart most of you. Respect to imperials for at least trying to have some dignity, you too nords - though we can kick your asses, satisfy your women and outsmart your smartest.

Sane? Honour? Intelligence? And yet you're hiding behind the mask of one of my fellow kinsmen....

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:47 pm

At the very real risk of being skewered alive by angsty RPers... Id just like to say its been quite a while since I saw such a long winded nerd-out like this :confused:

Mayhaps everyone should stay on topic? :disguise:

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:05 pm

At the very real risk of being skewered alive by angsty RPers... Its been quite a while since I saw such a long winded nerd-out like this :confused:

Mayhaps everyone should stay on topic? :disguise:

NEVER! Bosmers are the master race and all lesser races shall bow before them!

OT
Nords hate all elves but for different reasons like
Dunmer : their ancestors and dwemers pushed nords out of morrowind
Bosmers : they are short and annoying ( Seen any elves HAHAHAA!)
Altmers : well everybody hates them

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:46 pm

The amount of strange nerd lingo which people refer to themselves as characters from in a game in the 3rd person makes me sad for society.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:46 pm

The amount of strange nerd lingo which people refer to themselves as characters from in a game in the 3rd person makes me sad for society.

^

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:36 pm

I dunno, I genuinely enjoyed a lot of this thread. :3

Dunmer for life yo.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:50 am

I dunno, I genuinely enjoyed a lot of this thread. :3

Dunmer for life yo.

Same

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:41 pm

The amount of strange nerd lingo which people refer to themselves as characters from in a game in the 3rd person makes me sad for society.

of record

this game is an RPG, right ...

on topic

seen any elves hahhahha .... no indeed Bosmer are seldom seen but often felt

Altmer are seen though, high as trees and ugly as hell

Dunmer, well .. ashes to ashes and dust to dust ... so is the fate of ash-skinned people

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:43 pm

Meh.. I'm kind of neutral in this. I don't like Nords because of their stupidity, and barbarism, and Bosmer really creep me out with their whole cannibalism thing.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:00 pm

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.