Noticed something funny the guard say

Post » Tue May 07, 2013 1:59 am

When i was on my way to the legal district the two guards standing at the door say:

Guard 1: 'Sir'
Guard 2:''Yes?''
Guard 1''Sir i just wanted to congratulate you on getting your own squad.''

eh dunno if it needs its own thread.. but i found it pretty funny. :banana:
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Fanny Rouyé
 
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Post » Tue May 07, 2013 10:07 am

You think you'll still get your own squad after what happened last night?
Indeed, I believe so.
Can the city get any worse?
Never doubt it.
Damn, the guards in Dishonored are awesome.
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Mistress trades Melissa
 
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Post » Tue May 07, 2013 3:58 am

Another day, another patrol with you.
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Dan Endacott
 
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Post » Tue May 07, 2013 10:50 am

BY THE OUTSIDER
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Nina Mccormick
 
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Post » Mon May 06, 2013 9:02 pm

Haha, yeah, I heard it too and giggled. Now I only need a bolt to the knee joke
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Mashystar
 
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Post » Tue May 07, 2013 9:14 am

I think you mean a bolt in the knee

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JERMAINE VIDAURRI
 
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Post » Tue May 07, 2013 8:22 am

"I used to be an Empresses Bodyguard like you, until I took a sleep dart to the knee"

"Some people call this junk, me I call it bone charms"

We should start a new thread on Skyrim quotes recycled for Dishonored :-)

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louise tagg
 
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Post » Tue May 07, 2013 4:02 am

"My cousin's out fighting assassins, and what do I get? Guard Duty."

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Courtney Foren
 
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Post » Tue May 07, 2013 2:56 am

Possibly, yes, lol. I can never remember.

Oh, another thing that cracked me up was the book in Timsh's house with some gay erotica in it. "The Young Prince of Tyvia". That was so unexpected, made me chuckle.

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