The FBI has confirmed the existence of Aliens occupying an alternate reality of our world.

http://vault.fbi.gov/UFO/UFO%20Part%201%20of%2016/view

Is it just me, or are those pages unreadable? I SMELL A CONSPIRACY.

Sounds plausible...

Here lemme quote it.


"1. Part of the disks carry crews, others are under remote control

2. Their mission is peaceful. The visitors contemplate settling on this plane

3. These visitors are human-like but much larger in size

4. They are not excarnate Earth people, but come from their own world

5. They do NOT come from a planet as we use the word, but from an etheric planet which interpenetrates with our own and is not perceptible to us

6. The bodies of the visitors, and the craft, automatically materialize on entering the vibratory rate of our dense matter

7. The disks posses a type of radiant energy or a ray, which will easily disintegrate any attacking ship. They reenter the etheric at will, and so simply disappear from our vision, without trace

8. The region from which they come is not the "astral plane", but corresponds to the Lokas or Talas. Students of osoteric matters will understand these terms.

9. They probably can not be reached by radio, but probably can be by radar. if a signal system can be devised for that (apparatus

Addendum: The Lokas are oval shape, fluted length
oval with a heat-resistaning metal or alloy not yet known
the front cage contains the controls, the middle portion a
laboratory; the rear contains armament, which consists essentially of a powerful
energy apparatus, perhaps a ray"


basically oval shaped stick giants that are peaceful but have death-ray's.

If it's an alternate reality of our own world, then I bet we're the aliens. I've watched Star Trek, I know how it works.

I see, so the government is claiming that a giant flying alien crashed into Roswell? I have heard stranger things.

@LadyCrimson I have heard the teachings of Star Trek as well. In fact, I am watching an episode of Star Trek: Voyager right now...

This was released what, last year? And really it's just documentary evidence like all the others of someone saying some outrageous [censored] happened, the FBI takes this evidence because they have to when a report is filed, and it's noted. The FBI is not saying "oh hey aliens visited us here's proof", it's just a release of statements a number of people made. Big deal.

This =/= proof of anything other than what we already know which is there's still no physical evidence to back up the claims of physical planes and physical beings. Nonetheless, without hesitation, alien conspiracy theorists will soak this up and it will present some more humorous, nonsensical alien fodder to parody for quite a bit of time to come, and some naive people will presume that because it's posted on the FBI website that the FBI is claiming there were aliens.

PS there's an alien living in my house, any advice on what to feed it?

I hear Reese's Pieces are popular in some alien circles.

^

There's a nifty zoom bar at the top of the document that might help people read the text if they move it to the right.

I mean, it's impossible to read.. damn government covering it up by making it illegible!

This is incredibly good news now we can be immortal and visit the citadel and the reapers.

I wanted to be freaked out

What is this hogwash? Radar IS radio, they use the same waves.

Edit: Unrelated, but what kind of respectable organization uses SPACES in their URLs? Get it together FBI.

Careful;. there watching you.

OH NO MY ALIEN BRETHREN HAVE BEEN FOUND!

I knew it.

That's not a space, it's the coding for an anagathic gene and the locations of the nearest stable wormholes, but the information can only be viewed from Hilbert space.

I'm confused... is this legit?

The spoiler freaked me out.

Wheat Thins. But not the reduced fat ones, ...unless you want to create an intergalactic incident.

Legit. that's the FBI's website.

And why is this not huge news?

It is, because it ended up at the BGS forum.

Aliens.

LOL giant stick men who are peaceful but carry death rays.

So awesome! LOL

How quaint... The FBI wrote down what some lunatic reported?

Like the article on the CDC's website about zombies was legit because it was the CDC's site?