Orcs are ugly...

Post » Thu May 10, 2012 10:57 am

But their daily power is insanely useful.

I don't want to play them just for personal aesthetics, but really that ability is the best among any power for warriors.
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Post » Thu May 10, 2012 10:56 am

Look better than the elves. Now there is an ugly race. The eye placement just isn't right.
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Post » Thu May 10, 2012 3:39 pm

Humans are pink and soft, not tough and green like da Orks. They'z all the same size too, so they'z always arguing about who's in charge, 'cos no way of telling 'cept fer badges an' ooniforms and fings. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. Wot a lot of mukkin' about if yer asks me. An' while they'z all arguing wiv each other over who's da boss, da Orks can clobber da.
WAAAGH!
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Post » Thu May 10, 2012 9:00 pm

I LOVE THEM!!!! they look orc like :D no longer fat green gummy bears....

My orc has a beard and scars all over the left side of his face with red war paint on his left eye.

He's beautiful >;D
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Post » Thu May 10, 2012 4:51 pm

Humans are pink and soft, not tough and green like da Orks. They'z all the same size too, so they'z always arguing about who's in charge, 'cos no way of telling 'cept fer badges an' ooniforms and fings. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. Wot a lot of mukkin' about if yer asks me. An' while they'z all arguing wiv each other over who's da boss, da Orks can clobber da.
WAAAGH!

dakka dakka dakka!!! Oh wait...no guns in TES...choppa chop choppa!!! WAAAAGH!!! indeed ;)

Yes they are ugly. They should be. Pretty cool though, their appearance gives me the impression of a foe fearsome to face across sharpened steel.
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Post » Thu May 10, 2012 8:05 pm

I disagree. Orcs are one of the better looking races of Skyrim, as they are rough like the land the game is named after. Looking fierce and mighty is not ugly; it is down right beautiful in battle and to those who worship battle (aka the Nords, which are Skyrim's main race). I'd sooner sink my blade into those who would walk up to my orc and try to give him fashion tips :toughninja:
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Post » Thu May 10, 2012 1:15 pm

Okay, I'll admit they look good, I just don't want to imagine myself as one :yucky:
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Post » Thu May 10, 2012 5:22 pm

The ugliest race is the Dunmer. I'm shock at how homely the women are.
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Post » Thu May 10, 2012 3:47 pm

The ugliest race is the Dunmer. I'm shock at how homely the women are.

The men look 10 times worse. I actually had to remake because I couldn't stand those ugly ridges anymore. Redguards are far more aesthetically pleasing.

Anywho, Orcs look amazing to me. You should've seen them in Oblivion if you think they're ugly now.
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Post » Thu May 10, 2012 2:46 pm

Orcs are ugly?

Next thing you'll be telling me is that mudcrabs are horrible creatures.
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Post » Thu May 10, 2012 5:20 pm

My dunmer looks like a total badass i dunno what your talking about. White eyes with red war paint outlining them? Bloody sick.
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Post » Thu May 10, 2012 8:31 pm

Isn't that sort of the point though? They are large, brutish, green things. Not meant to be winning any beauty contests.
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Post » Thu May 10, 2012 11:27 am

MY ORC IS SMEXY!

Orc smash!
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Danel
 
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Post » Thu May 10, 2012 6:47 pm

Me not that like of Orc!
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Post » Thu May 10, 2012 2:22 pm

Guys I don't want to play Captain Obvious here, but there are no actual orcs in TES.
Everyone knows that, right?
And there were no actual dwarves in TES.
(If Dwemer are dwarves, then Men are gnomes)
And there are no actual elves in TES too.
They all are Mer (and are called elves only to make lore a little simpler for new players)

And Orsimer are basically cursed elves, so they should look ugly (and not green)
And BTW I like how they look in TES5 :tongue:
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Post » Thu May 10, 2012 12:41 pm

Guys I don't want to play Captain Obvious here, but there are no actual orcs in TES.
Everyone knows that, right?
And there were no actual dwarves in TES.
(If Dwemer are dwarves, then Men are gnomes)
And there are no actual elves in TES too.
They all are Mer (and are called elves only to make lore a little simpler for new players)

And Orsimer are basically cursed elves, so they should look ugly (and not green)
And BTW I like how they look in TES5 :tongue:

Fancy pants.
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