So in the rest of Cyrodil if you join the Fighter's Guild they send you paltry errands such as cleaning out rats.

In Skyrim they're a little cleverer than that:

- Send you on a quest you won't survive!

I can't quite remember what they're called: Guarl's or something like that and their lair is infested with those bugs that spew bile over you and make you die.

At least when I come back from this one I'm going to feel like I've earned it.

Azrael
The Nord with the Sword