Hey - I am reading lots of stuff about 'patches'.
I understand they are like upgrades to make the game work better, but how exactly do I get it? (I'm on xBox)
Do I have to connect my computer to the xbox?
What if I'm not signed on to xbox live? Does this matter?
Or does the patch just somehow automatically install?

I know these are really dumb questions to most of you (sorry). Can someone explain the answers in a way your great-grandmother would understand? Thanks!
(No offense to the great-grandmothers)

They just get rid of bugs and [censored]. Put your disk in, and it will run the patch when it is released.

Edit : You need Internet, But that default xBox account service will be enough for the patch.

So, do I have to physically connect the computer the the xbox?

They fix bugs, just put your disc in and play the game and it should automaticly download the patch, but you need to be connected to Xbox Live

OK - thanks guys - think I'm good.