On a recent playthrough, I went to clear Fellglow and get Orthorn back, and when I first arrived on the knoll overlooking the entrance, I noticed some fire and ice trails from the mages, so I knew they were into a battle. After waiting for it to settle, I went down and tried to loot whatever they'd killed. It was a chicken. Seriously? All that firepower, for a chicken? Too much Alto wine, methinks... This game just never gets old. I must have 500 hours in, and I swear, every day I see something new.

Oy, did that chicken just say something about me mum? C'mere you snarky ground pecker.