You actually paid him after that?

Please don't tell us you actually said "lol" in conversation...

True.

Now all Skyrim needs is killstreaks...

I didn't realize that people actually talk to waiters and for waiters to think it is OK to talk to their customers..

What, you haven't unlocked the Acog sights for your Elven bow, or the foregrip for you 2H sword?

Like I said in other double post of this thread... Sounds fabricated.

It was Friday, when I strolled through the city with my Skyrim Collectors Edition. Me and a friend who did also get Skyrim at the same store went to a Café to have some breakfast.
The waiter spotted my Collectors Edition and asked "Oh, Skyrim.. what was that again?". So I explained him short and briefly how it was TES5, the successor to Oblivion and that it was gonna be epic, and I mentioned dual wielding.
He awkwardly stared at it and mumbled something like "Oh well, you know, I′m more the WoW-guy...". At this point I already shifted into "dont even bother"-mode, but I didn′t even have to respond.
He kinda went nuts all of a sudden and the most ridicculous conversation ever ensued: "Isn′t that the game where you just run around with a shield like an idiot all day?" [notice how he asked me about what the game even was a minute ago]
I tried to remain polite and just said "Lol, no, that′s not really what it is about...".
Then he went totally ballistic: "Oh my god, what a trash, I mean really, what a piece of garbage, thats not even a real game! CoD, MW2, Minecraft 2 (what the heck did he even mean?), BF2, THESE are real games!"
"Seriously... what a scrap!" -walks off shaking head-
Later, after we ate and he came back for us to pay, without any provocation, he started again:
-shakes head- "Oh my god, what a trash..."
"I mean you don′t even do anythig, all you do is runnig around with a shield all the time!"
"Lol, it′s basically just MW3 with a shield!"
I almost bursted out laughing when he said that, It is probably the most epic thing I had heard in weeks. I tried to control myself and just went out with a quiet "troll harder".
Needless to say, I didn′t tip him.


And this is the story of all my signatures from now being "Skyrim: Its′s basically just MW3 with a shield."

I would consider siding with your waiter. After all, WoW have a significantly better UI than Skyrim.

It was Friday, when I strolled through the city with my Skyrim Collectors Edition. Me and a friend who did also get Skyrim at the same store went to a Café to have some breakfast.
The waiter spotted my Collectors Edition and asked "Oh, Skyrim.. what was that again?". So I explained him short and briefly how it was TES5, the successor to Oblivion and that it was gonna be epic, and I mentioned dual wielding.
He awkwardly stared at it and mumbled something like "Oh well, you know, I′m more the WoW-guy...". At this point I already shifted into "dont even bother"-mode, but I didn′t even have to respond.
He kinda went nuts all of a sudden and the most ridicculous conversation ever ensued: "Isn′t that the game where you just run around with a shield like an idiot all day?" [notice how he asked me about what the game even was a minute ago]
I tried to remain polite and just said "Lol, no, that′s not really what it is about...".
Then he went totally ballistic: "Oh my god, what a trash, I mean really, what a piece of garbage, thats not even a real game! CoD, MW2, Minecraft 2 (what the heck did he even mean?), BF2, THESE are real games!"
"Seriously... what a scrap!" -walks off shaking head-
Later, after we ate and he came back for us to pay, without any provocation, he started again:
-shakes head- "Oh my god, what a trash..."
"I mean you don′t even do anythig, all you do is runnig around with a shield all the time!"
"Lol, it′s basically just MW3 with a shield!"
I almost bursted out laughing when he said that, It is probably the most epic thing I had heard in weeks. I tried to control myself and just went out with a quiet "troll harder".
Needless to say, I didn′t tip him.


And this is the story of all my signatures from now being "Skyrim: Its′s basically just MW3 with a shield."

I didn't realize that people actually talk to waiters and for waiters to think it is OK to talk to their customers..

You should've just yelled "FUS RO DAAHH!!!!!" at him.

Hehe thank you. That was exactly my thought to. Who the [censored] talks to their waiter... get my drink and shut the [censored] up!

Sadly that sounds like a lot of people I know. He's probably the same way with everything else too - thinks what he likes is good and everything else svcks.