You good sir, have no clear understanding of the situation at hand.

You're Your dismal and abhorrent lack of cognitive ability to comprehend the current situation is baffling and invokes a great sense of despondency within me. But fear not, I shall seek to achieve a an aggressive verbal understanding with you that will assuredly facilitate our mutual success in both a generalized sense when considering this thread and the far more specific query concerning the chronological details as to how integral your own mortality is to your existence. Indeed, this thread and its subsequent creation could be called a triumph of historiography.... which can only mean one thing my dear friend, you're your objection to it, general mockery and lack of conviviality towards it can only mean that you are against education and perhaps even the celebration and recognition of the peoples of the past.

I can only hope you will learn from this mistake and strive to better yourself in the future.

(i) Never use a metaphor, simile, or other figure of speech which you are used to seeing in print.

(ii) Never use a long word where a short one will do.

(iii) If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.

(iv) Never use the passive where you can use the active.

(v) Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word, or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.

(vi) Break any of these rules sooner than say anything outright barbarous.

I do, but why would you ever read Youtube comments?