Look! Its a moderator- oh, wait, nvm, its someone that's spamming because they don't think a topic is up to their standards.
That said, these shoes at badass, personally I'd get them, if I wasn't entirely broke...... but if I wasn't broke, I'd be getting all the ladies in those puppies.
No way would I get those. I can walk just fine (and probably faster than those can go). What's next? A remote control for your car so you can be a real back-seat driver?