Life-disposal button.

The head's more elastic because of it. It's more difficult to hurt a baby's head than it is older humans'. There's no need to worry so much about it.

Says the guy who has never held a baby.

I don't have any children and by the looks of things, I'll probably never have one...saddness.

Forever Alone

Not yet I still have my father (my sister for some reason doesn't talk to me, so the hell with her), but he's 61---not alot of miles left but I hope it will be awhile before his time is up---then I'll be alone forever (not looking forward to that) .

They haven't been babies in a few years, but my brother has twins and another girl.

My niece (the girl twin) is, I'm convinced, Satan's Spawn. I love her and all, but holy crap...
My nephew (boy twin) is the most well behaved kid I know. Though he listens to his sister way to often.
My other niece barely says a word and is really shy.

Wouldn't trade them for the world. Really bums me out that I had to move to alaska. I only get to see them once a year

I wouldn't mind foals, but I haven't found the right mare.

Maybe I'll just have kids. I know some goats.

I don't right now, but in several years, I'll have a mini-van full of my own. My fiance and I are planning for six children at the moment, maybe more in the future depending on how things go.

Double Post

My children are grown up now so I haven't had babies around much for the last 16 years
My brother and sister both have much younger children than me so I get sufficient cuteness exposure from visiting them.

Adorable.

Holy crap, he's in for the surprise of his life!

No kiddos here, but I helped raise my goddaughter for the first couple of years of her life (she's 14 now) and I take care of my niece 4 out of 5 days of the week after school now-a-days, including taking her to afterschool activies. She's the sweetest little girl and I love her to pieces... but I'm so glad when she goes home. I like my life the way it is and though I don't particularly dislike kids, I don't exactly enjoy being around them. I like taking a nap in the middle of the day if I want and not having to clean my house 10 times a day. I figure if I don't want kids yet in my 30's, I doubt it'll change in the future.

And babies are awesome. No need to keep them entertained every moment they're awake (and they sleep a lot) and they're easy to take places. Toddlers and young children? Ugh... I just plain don't have enough energy to keep up!

Fascism. Fascism I say!

I have two year old twin cousins. Boy and a girl, they're hilarious and it's really nice to watch them grow up. I've bay sat them a couple of times.

Not very often considering the size of my family.
Don't really like being around children unless they're 1 or more years old, communicating with words rather than cries/screams is a lot easier to deal with

I personally dislike children (braces self) and don't want to have one, either. My niece..in law? is adorable and one of the smartest little girls I've ever seen at two, but I can't even stand being in her presence for more than ten minutes. I guess that makes me awful, but I really just have an aversion to kids. I also have fertility problems so I wouldn't be able to have one of my own anyway. Perhaps the maternal instinct will kick in in my 30s or something and I'll adopt, but I can't quite see that happening. Already in my 20s, so my stance is likely to remain.

I can relate.

The same way you would a cat, except without the struggling to get away and chase/play with/eat/kill rabbits?

My older sister has three children and I am constantly pushed to visit them. I really don't like children and want none of my own. The only motive I could imagine is simply to ensure genetic legacy, but then again I'm not so heartless as to conceive a child for it to be a personal tool and status symbol.