» Mon Jul 30, 2012 6:30 am
Everything is wrong with this movie. Why is the same old lady from the first movie in this? She's nowhere to be found in SH3. Pyramid Head was a James-exclusive demon, so I have no idea why he's appearing in everything Silent Hill like he's some kind of mother [censored] mascot for the series. And 3D? THREE [censored] D? Oh, right, I forgot Silent Hill is known for its amazing cinematic shots and action sequences. Yep. It was never, ever a series centered around a slow, progressive, creeping horror, a town with a presence and not just a giant transforming cauldron of fire and brimstone.
Seriously. Everyone involved with this movie is a giant, conceited piece of [censored], and whenever I want to feel like offing myself, I'll remember this travesty. Holy [censored] [censored], I need to go slam my head into a wall until I lose my memory.
As far as I'm concerned, Silent Hill is dead. I can't even bring myself to look at the first three games I own anymore, because all they're going to do is remind me of what this series used to be: Something that actually had some meaning and significance to it. RIP.