Does anyone else think that Ulfric Stormcloak has an ugly be : V - Skyrim

» Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:47 pm

Meh, Gordon's goatee is better :3

The freeman is epic.

» Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:30 pm

Dude has an ugly everything, including his attitude/personality. He's one of the biggest a-holes in all of Skyrim, using the situation for his own self-important goals and not caring whom he hurts, be they brothers or no, just to become king. Even my chars that side with the Stormcloaks don't like him. Plus, he looks like Dee Snider. Mod him up with a curly poof do and some make-up, turn Stone-Fist into Neidermayer, et voila, Twisted Sister video.

» Mon Aug 27, 2012 9:12 pm

Hadvar has my favorite beard :3

The beard's not that bad. It's the braided mullet that creeps me out.
But the best facial hair award goes to... http://images.uesp.net/3/32/SR-npc-Ma%27randru-jo.jpg. Brown mustache (fu-stache?) on white fur, can't explain that. Plus, he has whiskers alongside it.

He also has a mullet.

» Mon Aug 27, 2012 8:36 pm

He also has a mullet.

But it is overshadowed by dat stache.
Now thinking about it... mullets look extra weird on Khajiit. Especially when they mismatch their fur color.

» Mon Aug 27, 2012 7:19 pm

He's really, really ugly and has terrible hair overall and a brutally off-putting voice.

» Mon Aug 27, 2012 10:33 pm

I make a delicious mullet court-bouillion served with rice and crusty french bread......oh, wait,....different kind of mullet....my bad...

» Mon Aug 27, 2012 1:21 pm

I make a delicious mullet court-bouillion served with rice and crusty french bread......oh, wait,....different kind of mullet....my bad...

Now that's a mullet I like.

» Mon Aug 27, 2012 8:20 pm

Now that's a mullet I like.

I am counting on you to bring some Spiced Wine or some Black-Briar Reserve. Dinner at 19:00 hrs. Don't be late.....

» Mon Aug 27, 2012 7:34 pm

I am counting on you to bring some Spiced Wine or some Black-Briar Reserve. Dinner at 19:00 hrs. Don't be late.....

That gives me an idea... Let's broil the mullet in wine!

» Mon Aug 27, 2012 4:48 pm

It's like a standard goatee. :confused:

I don't think it's bad.

I hate everything about Ulfric Stormfag
I hate his voice
I hate his face
I hate the way he sits on his throne
I hate his cowardly attitude
And I hate how he thinks he is the High King of Skyrim.

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/038/5/f/ulfric_stormcloak_by_tori_34-d4oz062.png.

People love disturbing artwork. Not speaking from personal experience, obviously. *cough*

Be careful with statements like that. :lol:

Aurora Winter knows what I'm talking about. :tongue:

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» Mon Aug 27, 2012 7:40 pm

I like his beard better than Tullius' man skirt. :whistling:

» Mon Aug 27, 2012 4:36 pm

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/038/5/f/ulfric_stormcloak_by_tori_34-d4oz062.png.

» Mon Aug 27, 2012 1:12 pm

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/038/5/f/ulfric_stormcloak_by_tori_34-d4oz062.png.

I was just waiting for that one... :clap:

Aurora Winter knows what I'm talking about. :tongue:

Indeed, I do.

» Mon Aug 27, 2012 3:35 pm

I like him honestly, atleast more than Tullius.
Especially his speeches.

» Mon Aug 27, 2012 4:40 pm

It's like a standard goatee. :confused:

I don't think it's bad.

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/038/5/f/ulfric_stormcloak_by_tori_34-d4oz062.png.

Be careful with statements like that. :lol:

Aurora Winter knows what I'm talking about. :tongue:

Edited for format.

Buckom you Ulfric fangirl, will you stop trolling in thread and go back to wetting your pants with the rest of them?

» Mon Aug 27, 2012 5:32 pm

Buckom you Ulfric fangirl, will you stop trolling in thread and go back to wetting your pants with the rest of them?

Actually, we're in separate locations, but I'll continue to wet my pants solo, thank you.