The Thalmor are back

Post » Sun Feb 03, 2013 8:54 pm

But I'm an elf. They wouldn't give me the high, hard, one.

Elf is a broad term...Dunmer, Bosmer, Altmer...?
Either way, even if you are a Butter Elf, I don't think you get much.
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Post » Sun Feb 03, 2013 7:15 pm

Elf is a broad term...Dunmer, Bosmer, Altmer...?
Either way, even if you are a Butter Elf, I don't think you get much.
Hahahaha. Butter Elf. Yes, that's me.
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Post » Mon Feb 04, 2013 2:59 am

See, the problem with the Thalmor is that they don't know how to get along with other, inferior, species. Ever wonder why everybody likes Neloth? Because he can play (sort of) nicely with others. The Altmer are superior, but when every race (except those in the Thalmor) want to kill them, that doesn't mean so much.
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Post » Sun Feb 03, 2013 5:30 pm

Hahahaha. Butter Elf. Yes, that's me.

That's what I'm calling them from now on. Butter Elves. Strips that high and mighty demeanor right off.
Next time you see an Altmer, rub a piece of bread on their face. Say you're making buttered toast.
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Post » Sun Feb 03, 2013 7:43 pm



That's what I'm calling them from now on. Butter Elves. Strips that high and mighty demeanor right off.
Next time you see an Altmer, rub a piece of bread on their face. Say you're making buttered toast.

I can't believe it's not Thalmor!
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Post » Sun Feb 03, 2013 3:04 pm

I can't believe it's not Thalmor!

Dressed up in their butter armor and their butter swords and their butter shields.
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Post » Sun Feb 03, 2013 9:52 pm

See, the problem with the Thalmor is that they don't know how to get along with other, inferior, species. Ever wonder why everybody likes Neloth? Because he can play (sort of) nicely with others. The Altmer are superior, but when every race (except those in the Thalmor) want to kill them, that doesn't mean so much.
whole empire with their brutish, derranged child like plays couldnt do any harm to Dominion. and infinite in their wisdom, Thalmor, get along with their servant allies but even without them there is no doubt that Altmeri magic would cover for those fleas with bows and roof moew walkers.
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Post » Sun Feb 03, 2013 5:26 pm

You know if they had legit evidence that talos is not a god I would hate them less but no it was only cause he was a human and not a high elf. By the nines I hate those [censored]ers every race in tamriel now hates them, every other race in the dominion was not there by choice.
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Post » Sun Feb 03, 2013 6:05 pm

You know if they had legit evidence that talos is not a god I would hate them less but no it was only cause he was a human and not a high elf.

Of course they know Talos is a god. Everything they do is based on it. They are trying to undo Talos's divinity, and thus, weakening the material prison they despise.
The Thalmor are not that stupid and Bethesda's employees are not that horrible writers to base their villains just on "meeeh, Talos is no elf so he can't be a god". :ermm:
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Post » Sun Feb 03, 2013 3:25 pm

i soul traqed the entire lot and left there soulgems in some safe underwater,hope they like an eternity in the soul carin
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Post » Sun Feb 03, 2013 11:28 pm

all those philosopers were really limited, making huge deals out of logic, well they needed to sell their books. but yes they are good and other races are bad.

as Dovahkiin blessed by Auri-El you are not obliged to kill those beauty incarnates of wisdom but to help them reshape frozen wastes of Skyrim in the image of Alinor untill it eventually gonna be destroyed with the whole world, of course!

Tell that to the Thalmor I watched fall from the sky by coincidence I might add without any dragons in sight. Seems the nine hate the Thalmor just as much as I the Dovahkiin does. That said, tell Elenwyn I said hi when you see her again, she is probably wanting a remach after I ruined her party.

That said I will make sure to behead the ringleader of the Thalmor in the lodge first chance I get.
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Post » Mon Feb 04, 2013 4:08 am

I am eager to test the new shouts against the Thalmor! By Aka and the Nine, they will know the meaning of divine wrath!
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Post » Sun Feb 03, 2013 8:42 pm

I went to their boat and threatened them to leave, they said ok and I was going to let them live and be on my merry way, then the turd of a captain just as I was leaving said "you better leave before I change my mind" then I decided they really all did need to die.
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Post » Sun Feb 03, 2013 4:55 pm

This man speaks the truth and only but the truth.


Talos is a false god, a HERESY.


Bask in it.

Yeah, what did that Talos guy do for anyone anyway... :wink:
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Post » Mon Feb 04, 2013 4:20 am

The thalmer are a joke if there anything like the ones in skyrim then send a couple of bandit muarders to kill a whole camp.
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Post » Sun Feb 03, 2013 4:03 pm

Yeah, what did that Talos guy do for anyone anyway... :wink:


Well he did use a giant Dwemeri robot to slaughter thousands of innocent Altmer and force them to leave their stable government to join the Empire.
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Post » Mon Feb 04, 2013 4:41 am

Budder Elves in their halls of Budder.
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Post » Sun Feb 03, 2013 7:19 pm

Ha ha! I did that quest. I threaten them to get off my home and the Cap agreed. Then, one of the Thalmor scout offended me, told me... I'm lesser than their power.
Of course, I did get furious that they still do this even after given a chance to get off the Island but to judge my power unworthy is a grave mistake.
I must say the Altmer females are the sixiest race... it's why I get a naked High elf thrall as my pet for personal reasons... and if I had a PC and those dirty mods. My dreams would come true! ... someday... It will.
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