The Thalmor are back : V

» Sun Feb 03, 2013 2:07 pm

Well im doing the quest for stalhrim and found the Thalmor.....Hate these buggers with a passion and here they are again in my territory.

» Sun Feb 03, 2013 11:05 pm

I killed the soldiers after I intimidated their captain to leave, then I unrelenting forced the dude into the water and left.

» Mon Feb 04, 2013 4:47 am

Cyclone fixes that problem almost immediately. I feel the anger OP.

» Sun Feb 03, 2013 8:42 pm

Just shot the captain from afar with 2 arrows. It was a long distance relationship relationship :drag:

» Mon Feb 04, 2013 2:29 am

Well im doing the quest for stalhrim and found the Thalmor.....Hate these buggers with a passion and here they are again in my territory.

i scared them off the island just so there good captain can continue to enjoy getting reports of patrols going dark and prisoners escaping custody en route to there little prison.

» Sun Feb 03, 2013 3:02 pm

I ripped them to pieces with my werewolf. ohh the horror on their faces

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I hate them elves. If they succeeded in making stalhrim weapons... yea that would be bad.

» Sun Feb 03, 2013 8:23 pm

I agreed to help them. The leader of the Thalmor asks you to bring/sell him Stalhrim armor and weapons. Problem is, he has like 11 septims on him and so, can't buy anything I bring to him

» Mon Feb 04, 2013 4:12 am

I agreed to help them. The leader of the Thalmor asks you to bring/sell him Stalhrim armor and weapons. Problem is, he has like 11 septims on him and so, can't buy anything I bring to him

I think it's more of a just let me have it so yeah that's why I killed them. That and there evil funks that funked with the wood elfs .

» Mon Feb 04, 2013 12:02 am

pity that Bethesda didnt allow infinite in their wisdom Altmeri to join great Thalmor faction - it would be majestic to turn those filthy, simpleton dunmer into a true ash

» Sun Feb 03, 2013 11:32 pm

Just shot the captain from afar with 2 arrows. It was a long distance relationship relationship :drag:

Horrible horrible pun.

» Mon Feb 04, 2013 3:44 am

I ripped them to pieces with my werewolf. ohh the horror on their faces :tongue:

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I hate them elves. If they succeeded in making stalhrim weapons... yea that would be bad.

Same thing I did with my PCs. Dang pricks do not belong in Solstheim and was glad my werewolves ate their hearts out.

» Sun Feb 03, 2013 3:32 pm

Same thing I did with my PCs. Dang pricks do not belong in Solstheim and was glad my werewolves ate their hearts out.

how dare you sprad such foul, bpashemous words. Altmer are superior race, others are nothing in comparison to them

» Sun Feb 03, 2013 8:33 pm

how dare you sprad such foul, bpashemous words. Altmer are superior race, others are nothing in comparison to them

By the nine dude, the Thalmor are only superior at one thing:

Spoiler

The Thalmor [censored]s are only superior at dying.

» Mon Feb 04, 2013 12:55 am

Well im doing the quest for stalhrim and found the Thalmor.....Hate these buggers with a passion and here they are again in my territory.

Does it have anything to do with them being arrogant, snobby, self-entitled, arrogant [censored] that wants to conquer and undo the world?

Edit: ROFL - the word D0uchebag is cencored? Sometimes the cencorship on this forum makes NO sense

» Sun Feb 03, 2013 12:53 pm

By the nine dude, the Thalmor are only superior at one thing:

Spoiler

The Thalmor [censored]s are only superior at dying.

they are the most cultured, intelligent beings, killing a Thalmor is a crime against Divines

» Mon Feb 04, 2013 12:47 am

they are the most cultured, intelligent beings, killing a Thalmor is a crime against Divines

If you follow Nietzsches Master-slave morality in favor of master morality then they are the good guys? ^^

» Sun Feb 03, 2013 3:27 pm

they are the most cultured, intelligent beings, killing a Thalmor is a crime against Divines

Just one problem with that statement.

As the Dovahkiin I am blessed by Akatosh and killing Thalmor is what I do on a routine basis.

That said, when I get this DLC I shall send your regards to the Thalmor before chopping at least one of their heads off with my Daedric war axe.

» Sun Feb 03, 2013 11:22 pm

If you follow Nietzsches Master-slave morality in favor of master morality then they are the good guys? ^^

all those philosopers were really limited, making huge deals out of logic, well they needed to sell their books. but yes they are good and other races are bad.

Just one problem with that statement.

As the Dovahkiin I am blessed by Akatosh and killing Thalmor is what I do on a routine basis.

That said, when I get this DLC I shall send your regards to the Thalmor before chopping at least one of their heads off with my Daedric war axe.

as Dovahkiin blessed by Auri-El you are not obliged to kill those beauty incarnates of wisdom but to help them reshape frozen wastes of Skyrim in the image of Alinor untill it eventually gonna be destroyed with the whole world, of course!

» Sun Feb 03, 2013 3:08 pm

they are the most cultured, intelligent beings, killing a Thalmor is a crime against Divines

This man speaks the truth and only but the truth.

Talos is a false god, a HERESY.

Bask in it.

» Sun Feb 03, 2013 8:00 pm

Aye, they are back indeed. More patrols and operations that go dark for the Thalmor, never to be heard from again.

» Sun Feb 03, 2013 4:36 pm

pity that Bethesda didnt allow infinite in their wisdom Altmeri to join great Thalmor faction - it would be majestic to turn those filthy, simpleton dunmer into a true ash

Kill all the heretic Daedra worshipping no good Dunmer off the face of Tamriel.

» Sun Feb 03, 2013 5:32 pm

None were left alive. I let them leave though...Well, I let them leave this plane of existence.

» Sun Feb 03, 2013 7:25 pm

What do you get if you bring them the Stahlrim?

» Sun Feb 03, 2013 5:48 pm

What do you get if you bring them the Stahlrim?

If what that guy said, and the dude only has 11 gold pieces on him, I would say you get stiffed.

» Sun Feb 03, 2013 10:29 pm

If what that guy said, and the dude only has 11 gold pieces on him, I would say you get stiffed.

But I'm an elf. They wouldn't give me the high, hard, one.