Predict things M'aiq will say in Skyrim : V

» Sun May 13, 2012 3:52 pm

I'm sure he'll say something about horse armor.

» Mon May 14, 2012 3:17 am

M'aiq wanted to use a spear, but hasn't been able to find one for hundreds of years.

» Mon May 14, 2012 12:31 am

M'aiq hears some wish to harm, even kill children! Sick, sick people. M'aiq feels sorry for them.

» Sun May 13, 2012 8:30 pm

I cant wait to hear what he has to say, this is the first elder scrolls game Ive followed from announcement and I know what all the complaints etc are. Im sure Ill have a good laugh listening to him

» Sun May 13, 2012 11:02 pm

"M'aiq wonders why people think carrots are so heavy. He can carry plenty."

» Sun May 13, 2012 6:49 pm

M'aiq does not understand why someone would want to ride a dragon. Horses are much easier to ride, and they taste better.

» Sun May 13, 2012 6:26 pm

M'aiq does not understand why people want to pretend they are turtles. They don't even taste good.

» Mon May 14, 2012 1:57 am

Dragon....parties? you could have many parties....with men or mer. M'Aiq thinks that dragons wouldn't be very good dancers.

» Mon May 14, 2012 1:07 am

I think he would say "hello i am maiq from da elder scrolls i am a cat"

You asked me to predict things and this is what you get.

» Sun May 13, 2012 8:55 pm

Im quite sure he would find this thread pointless, then laugh.

» Sun May 13, 2012 9:31 pm

M'aiq is wondered why he's still living after two hundred years. But it doesn't bother M'aiq, he is rather living than dead.

» Sun May 13, 2012 4:59 pm

"Riding a dragon? Dragon riding? Have they never seen the spikes on a dragons back?"

» Mon May 14, 2012 6:27 am

M'Aiq hear some people don't want others to marry. M'Aiq wonder why they don't want others to be happy"

» Sun May 13, 2012 3:20 pm

I cant wait to hear what he has to say, this is the first elder scrolls game Ive followed from announcement and I know what all the complaints etc are. Im sure Ill have a good laugh listening to him

Same here

» Sun May 13, 2012 5:20 pm

M'aiq has a spear that he uses to dry his bonemold pants. He received these from s medium armor wearing were wolf.

» Sun May 13, 2012 3:26 pm

He'll be like "Hurrrr, Ima Pup!"

» Sun May 13, 2012 11:59 pm

Phorum? M'aiq has heard of this island. M'aiq once visited, but M'aiq didn't understand why all the people just stood around crying. When M'aiq asked, someone tried to set him on fire. M'aiq wouldn't visit Phorum if M'aiq were you.

» Sun May 13, 2012 5:32 pm

Stuff he might comment on:

- How come he's still alive after hundreds of years since his first appearance
- Why there's no hand to hand skill any more (but khajiit get a flat damage bonus in hand to hand)
- Where mysticism went
- What, no spears?
- No werewolves? (Wheres wolves? - just look around!)

» Mon May 14, 2012 12:26 am

he'll definitely say something about message boards, maybe something about pirating now that there's thousands (hundreds of thousands?) of people playing the xbox 360 version right now

» Sun May 13, 2012 11:13 pm

My M'aiqshake brings all the Khajits to the yard.

» Sun May 13, 2012 4:50 pm

"Some people think M'aiq should be dead. What did M'aiq ever to do them?"

» Mon May 14, 2012 2:37 am

Im quite sure he would find this thread pointless, then laugh.

well, i truth, every thread that has ever been created on this forum has been pretty pointless, but there is no need to call them out (even though i just did)

and OT: M'Aiq heard a rumor about werebears, M'Aiq is glad he can not find any, you should be too- M'Aiq on werebears (if he really says something like this i will stab him though, which brings up the next idea nicely)

M'aiq heard people think M'aiq should be dead, or worse, a ghost, M'aiq wishes they would become ghosts

» Sun May 13, 2012 3:39 pm

"M'Aiq hears of people wanting multiplayer, but who would want to share their loot"

» Sun May 13, 2012 3:10 pm

"M'aiq hears people speak of werewolves. M'aiq hasn't seen a werewolf in a long time. Maybe they're hiding from M'aiq?"

» Mon May 14, 2012 5:19 am

A lot of these where really good! I can imagine him actually saying a lot of them.