So, I've just got back into playing Skyrim and I had forgotten how much I love this game! However, no matter how many times I make a new character, one thing always bugs me..


I -HATE- how the 'Dark Brotherhood' snatches me from my house. I'm the GOD Dovahkiin! The Grim Reaper of Skyrim! Feared by all! And these little poser up-starts are going to break into MY home and whisk me away to some shed out in the middle of no where!? Where was my Housecarl? Why was I not disturbed by some scuffle? What were the guards doing when they saw these jerk offs carrying my limp body out of the front gates?

To this day I have not done the DB quests because I always kill Astrid to teach her (and the rest of those punks) a lesson.

Every time I wake up and she gives me her little spill, I grit my teeth. You think this mud bricked hovel can contain me! I'll big bad wolf this mother into a pile of rubble then tear off your head and sh!t down your neck!

Sometimes I chuckle at the thought of my character stomping his feet and shouting at her in a voice like Arnold Swwarchenegger.


Is there anything that just absolutely grates on you, thus prompting the same response every time you come across it?