Can I please get a beta invite pretty please please please please please?
:x
Can I please get a beta invite pretty please please please please please?
:x
It's not like I'm begging.
It's more like I'm politely offering my first born child. An exchange, if you will.
I'll see your first born child and raise you 3 king size pizzas for the mods
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O29DpHQGEJE.youtube.com/watch?v=O29DpHQGEJE
Fine, three of my kidneys and a sweet roll.
Also selling my soul into Sheogorath's influence as a special offer if it's delivered in the next whenever.
Plz
Halp
I'll descend into the sewers and for their whole life watch over them discreetly from the shadows, nurturing and protecting them from afar, only to re-emerge into society as my child obtains said tickets and embracing my long-lost child and telling them "FreeRideIntoBetaBob, I am your father" upon which we shall clash sporks and I will pry the tickets from their decapitated hand, utter a victory Thu'um, and finally log in thus resetting the time-space paradox while Linkin Park outro music plays.
I needed that chuckle. But please don't spam. lmao