Do you have a dependency on moon sugar?

Do you drink more than the average Nord before 3am?

Fear not, for the Association for Restoration and Support is here to help!

Our highly trained staff of healers will take you in and get you the help you need to truly be a functioning member of society!

Kick that skooma addiction! Turn away from that moon sugar! And enjoy the coordination that comes with being sober!

For the measly price of 100 gold, you too can walk down the street without falling down, and ride a horse without falling down.

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Erm psst if youre guild recruiting youre in the wrong place to do so =)

No this is just a joke

Damn it, I was just going to buy a vip membership for everyone here on these forums...

This made my day, thanks for posting

Seems like a trap.

What? A trap? Pfft, no I would never do that. And it's totally real if you still want that VIP membership.

Rampion I need help ever since I began taking moon sugar I have been seeing this horse sticking it's head out a hole in my ceiling.

O GOD THERE IT IS NOW! JUST TAKE MY MONEY AND GO AWAY YOU DARN DIRTY HORSE!