RPG or Florida?

Post » Mon Feb 25, 2013 8:54 pm

In the back of GameInformer's latest magazine there's an interesting little game called RPG or Florida and I thought it would be fun to test the RPG fans here on the forums.

It's very simple. Read each headline and decide whether it's from an actual news story in Florida or whether it's something drawn directly from a real RPG game.

Quote from the magazine explaining the game:
"If you want the craziest headlines in North America, it's no secret that Florida is a goldmine. Role-playing games play a similar role in the gaming industry, providing more ridiculous scenarios and plot devices than any other genre, In a testament to how bonkers these two sources can be, sometimes it can be difficult to tell the two apart. Read the headlines and determine which ones originate from actual news reports in Florida and which ones are drawn from known RPGs."





RPG or Florida


These are either headlines from Florida news reports or plot devices drawn directly from actual RPG video games. Play the game, make your choices and see how you do.
You can either write your answers down or copy and past the questions into your post and highlight or bold your answer choice.

1.) Man steals sweet roll, hides it in pants. [RPG or FL]

2.) Man and his dog find bronze gorilla statue in woods. [RPG or FL]

3.) Teen and his dog uncover abandones laboratory. [RPG or FL]

4.) Teacher attacked by airborne fish. [RPG or FL]

5.) Love triangle between two sisters and adopted brother leaves one dead. [RPG or FL]

6.) Woman refuses to leave launch pad, delays space shuttle launch. [RPG or FL]

7.) Alleged stabber claims he was possesed by cat spirit. [RPG or FL]

8.) Woman attacks lover after disappointing sixual perfromance. [RPG or FL]

9.) Late-night television blamed for increase in teen murders. [RPG or FL]

10.) Woman driving vehicle 100mph claims divine forces made her do it. [RPG or FL]

11.) "I am a reincarnated space traveler" says robot enthusiast. [RPG or FL]

12.) advlt woman adopted by wealthy boyfriend. [RPG or FL]

13.) Large beehive: thousands of bees threaten residental area. [RPG or FL]

14.) Man offers to shoot children out of cannon. [RPG or FL]

15.) sixual assualt at wrestling tournament under investigation. [RPG or FL]

16.) Father assualts son's romantic rival. [RPG or FL]

17.) Man uses samurai sword and mop as weapons during altercation. [RPG or FL]



Answers below in spoilers:

1.)
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Florida
2.)
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Florida
3.)
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RPG- Secret of Evermore
4.)
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Florida
5.)
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RPG- Tales of Legendia
6.)
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RPG- Final Fantasy VII
7.)
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RPG - Chrono Cross
8.)
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Florida
9.)
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RPG- Persona 4
10.)
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Florida
11.)
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RPG- Xenogears
12.)
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Florida
13.)
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Florida
14.)
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RPG- Secret of Mana
15.)
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RPG- Shadow Hearts: Covenant
16.)
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Florida
17.)
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Florida and RPG-Chrono Trigger



Scores and Rank: (according to GameInformer)

0-4 Correct: You are a primative AI still struggling to understand human behavior

5-7 Correct: You could have just picked either "FL" or "RPG", answered every question the same way, and still score better than this.

8-10 Correct: Most people get this score. Congratulations, you're boring!

11-13 Correct: You were overthinking it! You talked yourself out of a few right answers.

14-16 Correct: You either play a lot of RPG, or read a lot of Florida news reports.

17 Correct: Nice work, cheater!
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Dale Johnson
 
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Post » Tue Feb 26, 2013 4:09 am

I got 10. That was actually difficult, haha.
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lolly13
 
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Post » Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:39 pm

This should be called JRPG and Florida.
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Liv Brown
 
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Post » Tue Feb 26, 2013 1:00 am

Would of been more fun for me if it were RPG's I actually played or at least know of. Very smart little game GI did (Someone in the office did their homework!). On the other hand, it is silly how some of those were actual news headlines :unsure: Oh humanity!
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chinadoll
 
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Post » Tue Feb 26, 2013 8:10 am

The adventures of florida man?
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Mr. Ray
 
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Post » Tue Feb 26, 2013 6:15 am

This should be called JRPG and Florida.
Yea it should. I'm pretty sure I haven't played half those games.
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