Dear Santa Gift-giver,

It seems Bethesda's overlook in design made my dear Serana feel left out. Even I as a second generation Volkihar vampire have one of the essential assets needed to feed let alone the rest of Harkon's court, so why doesn't she? Without fangs how is my poor little girl going to feed. It sad to see an immortal creature having to resort to eating bread and drinking mead to satiate her hunger. So I would ask pretty please, the next time I log into Skyrim that you could come and present it to me. Just make sure you don't go through the front entrance, I would not want Vingalmo showing me your dry dessicate corpse. I apologize ahead of time as I would ask Molag Bal to bless her with real fangs, but I think he'd be more inclined to make me sacrifice her and I would not let that happen so unfortunately a fake pair would have to suffice.

Sincerely,

DovahNerevarine


P.S: Ohhhh Talos looks like the Serana appears to be trying to mine, cook and smith at the same time as I write this... please also prescribe some Valium pills or diazepam for her while you are at it! Sorry