Say hello to your steak

Post » Fri Nov 09, 2012 6:38 am

Regardless of whether this beast tastes good or not, I really want a steak now.
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jessica Villacis
 
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Post » Fri Nov 09, 2012 12:43 am

Back in the day, about 1990, I worked for a company that sold Champion Breed Bull seman. While I know how they collected the sample, don't ask me to tell you.

Anyway, in the sales brochure, they showed the national champion bull from 1980. It was all big and fat and rolly polly. With the trend to lower fat diets, they started breeding more muscular cows. The national champion bull for 1990 was all muscular and ripped. Think the difference between Arnold when he was Mr. Universe and when we was the Ex-Governor.

The problem with Beef, one that this cow overcomes, is how much we have to feed it to get meat. It takes about 15 pounds of feed to make 1 pound of beef, 6 pounds of feed for 1 pound of pork and 5 pounds of feed for 1 pound of chicken, the Department of Agriculture estimates. I think the Belgian Blue can grow a pound with much less feed than a cow. Probably down around the rate of pigs. That alone makes it worth the effort.
We should breed more of them to save the environment!

So how did they collect those seman samples?
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Chloe Mayo
 
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Post » Fri Nov 09, 2012 11:21 am

So how did they collect those seman samples?
very carefully.. :hehe:


..dinner and a movie never hurt either. :banana:
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Naomi Ward
 
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Post » Fri Nov 09, 2012 12:11 pm

We should breed more of them to save the environment!

So how did they collect those seman samples?

I think the phrase "you don't want to know" come to mind. At least if its anything like that video I saw on Dirty Jobs when mike collected the horse sperm.
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Wayne Cole
 
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Post » Fri Nov 09, 2012 1:17 pm

Who says i shop at Walmart?
I may live in Oklahoma doesnt exactly mean im a hillybilly

Practically everyone and their dog shops at Walmart coast to coast. Oh, my dad was from Sallisaw OK and he WAS a hillbilly (so it can happen). :lol:
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JLG
 
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Post » Fri Nov 09, 2012 3:20 am

If Walmart ever tried to settle here on Texel it would get firebombed.

No joke, that's the sentiment around here.
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darnell waddington
 
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Post » Fri Nov 09, 2012 2:37 pm

Dat ass.

^ Wins the thread!
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naome duncan
 
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Post » Fri Nov 09, 2012 11:09 am

I think the phrase "you don't want to know" come to mind. At least if its anything like that video I saw on Dirty Jobs when mike collected the horse sperm.
That episode was hilarious! :lmao:
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Kortniie Dumont
 
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Post » Fri Nov 09, 2012 4:38 am

I think the phrase "you don't want to know" come to mind. At least if its anything like that video I saw on Dirty Jobs when mike collected the horse sperm.

It's kind of like that. Only worse.
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Dan Stevens
 
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Post » Fri Nov 09, 2012 2:02 am

It's kind of like that. Only worse.
Electrostimulation...

More interested in the cloning a cow that make great steaks.
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Post » Fri Nov 09, 2012 9:40 am

CHOMP CHOMP?
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