» Sat Jul 13, 2013 4:50 am
Mass Effect (There, I said it)
When Mass Effect 3 turned out to basically be yet another 'save the world from the aliens' game, I gave up. I'm so sick of sci-fi games where you have to save the Earth from yet another alien invasion. The only Mass Effect game I really played and beat was Mass Effect 2. Now THAT was a good game. Well-balanced, and no 'save the Earth' plot.
Doctor Who.
I'm sorry, but the whole 'universe flowing through the head of a little girl who somehow magically reboots said universe like it was a computer program' just threw me off. 11 was my first Doctor, and his first season held me on until the climix...and then I gave up. Sorry, Doctor, but Amy svcked. Hope you have fun with the new companion, Clara or whatever her name is. Tried watching a recent episode with her as the companion, and her annoying behavior made me write the whole thing off for good. Until he can find a companion that's another Martha or Donna, I'm not going back.
Call of Duty
Yes, I was a Call of Duty fan. Loved the hell out of Call of Duty 2, when it was still doing the WWII thing. Gave Call of Duty 4 a chance, but got turned off on the second one.
Tomb Raider- The classical games
Lara's self-important attitude just...ERGH!! I couldn't stand another minute. Her games and adventures may have been interesting, but her pesonality was just too grating for me. I don't care how well-written the plot is. If I can't relate to or connect to the protagonist, I'm not playing the game. I didn't even touch the recent one that just came out. I assume it's the same snotty Lara Croft as before.
Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations
His cynical outlook on everything got on my nerves. Seriously dude, are you not happy at all? Like, ever? It's like he's not even enjoying what he does.
Harry Potter
AGAIN with the prophecies and 'save the world from an evil dark lord' plot! ARRRGGHH! I liked it better when it was just a fantasy-mystery series like the first four books, and I had figured Voldemort was going to be Harry's Mortimer (the big bad serial killer/criminal Harry had to stop.) I stopped reading the series after Book 5. Didn't even touch Books 6 and 7. From what I hear, Book 7 was the worse, what with Voldemort turning England into a pseudo wizarding equivalent of Nazi Germany.
Chronicles of Narnia
...The prophecy thing. I'm sorry, I don't care it was given to the kids by a couple of talking beavers. I hate prophecies in fantasy stories.
The Inheritance Cycle
Yes, yes, people, I admit, I read this series. I was a young teen at the time, and I really enjoyed the first book, despite the fact it was poorly written. You could sense that a lot of love was put into making that book. The second book, however, was very...different. For starters, Eragon spent the entire book contemplating his naval and [censored]ing about the scar on his back that aches (sounds familiar?) and that he never does anything about. Paolini expected me to give a damned about Roran, a minor character from the first book that I had wholly forgotten about, but Paolini made him carry most of the action. Oh, and he wrote off my favorite character, Murtagh! And the guy didn't appear until literally the end of the book where, woops! He's a bad guy now, and happens to be Eragon's brother. Needless to say, I did not read the next two books following that one.