Ok folks, I'm going to give you a heads up, I'm not computer savvy at all, terminology is lost on me and so forth, so please be gentle. I'll descrbe whats happening as best as I can, and maybe someone can help me at least with what to look at to fix the problem. I can get passed the starting video with the asteroid, and as soon as the words start to load when the video ends its a brief moment of sound, then pause, then moment of sound then pause again, each time adding a tiny bit more of the text that I assume is being displayed as if it were being typed, sadly, I cant really tell that right now, lol. So any help at all would be great, and thanks ahead of time.
I had this exact same problem and tried a bunch of different fixes, but only one actually worked for me. You'll still have a few issues, but the game should go from unplayable to playable.
This only works if you're using an ATI card which I imagine you do if you're having these issues. The short version is below if you're a little more computer savvy than this.
Hit Start : Computer : and open up your C: drive
Open the file called 'Users'
Then open the file that has the same name as your computer. If your not sure what your name is you can hit start and go to switch users and it should show you your login name.
Then open the file AppData, then open Local, then open ATI, then open ACE
From there you should see a file called 'Profiles'
Right click on it, scroll down to Open with and choose Notepad.
You can press 'Ctrl' 'F' to bring up the Find function and type in Catalyst.
You're looking for a line that says:
Change Enable to Disable so it looks like this:
Save it and close it. Then right click on 'Profiles' again, go to Properties and click Read-Only near the bottom.
Reboot your machine and you should be good to go.
Short Version
Go to C:\Users\'insert cpu name here'\AppData\Local\ATI\ACE\Profiles
Open it up with notepad and change
to
Change the Profiles to Read-Only, reboot and cross your fingers.